Mattacky

Often used in homosexual or slash fanfiction, Mattacky is a nickname given to the pairing of Avenged Sevenfold frontman M. Shadows and rhythm guitarist Zacky Vengeance.

Mattacky is a delicious pairing that should be used more often.

by scuzzbucket December 9, 2008

manjack

A turd so large that it contacts the bottom of the U-bend while still emerging from the unfortunate crapper's anus, causing him/her to be literally jacked up off the seat. There is a particular risk of manjack when using toilets of the curious German or Austrian design, which have the U-bend at the very front of the pan and a shallow "deck" for inspection of stools.

"How long are you going to be in there?"
"Sorry, got a bad case of manjack and I've run out of toilet paper".

by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007

matpack

Matpack

2022 matpack

by mathewdetine April 21, 2022

Madjackass

To shrug someone off in a manner which leaves them unable to retaliate effectively, most frequently by responding to a poorly-structured/purely subjective argument with a simple "no."

"<pointed, yet asinine question>"

"I'm going to have to invoke a Madjackass on this. No."

by Gault April 3, 2005

manjack

urban legend. fictitious homosexual pervert who preys on young boys. name originates from his favorite action to perform on his victims.

two boys in the gym shower after playing sports

tom: "oh shit, i think i cut my dick up."
henry: "you better cover that up, here comes manjack."

by howisya May 1, 2004

Matback

Matress-Back, meaning a girl is a "slag" and always has a back to matress doing "the business". Also means that a girl is a prostitute.

1) Bro, that gyals a matback, been with bare mans

2) Oi, did you know Sophie is a matback these days?

by kyasper September 7, 2005

Madjack

A person that is a brony.

That guy is obviosly a madjack.

by Anonamos February 19, 2013