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Mark Mathis

Mark Mathis is the greatest weatherman and news personality of all time. He is best known for his outlandish behavior while telling the news. He was on Fox news rising in Charlotte NC and for a while on a Colorado broadcast. Sadly he no longer comes on, due to corporate puppets. He has a large following and many people miss him.
Fox news rising is boring now that Mark Mathis isn't on it anymore.
by owltrader January 9, 2011
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Mathsterbate

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cumulative frequency
by Tom and Sarah July 28, 2008
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Mathis

A surname and forename for males, derived from the Hebrew word "mattityah" which means "gift of God".

People named Mathis are usually friendly, talented and helpful guys which keep their word but might also be a little lazy sometimes.

While the name is often used as surname it's (especially in Europe) a not uncommon forename as well.
Other variations of the name are Matthis, Mattis or Matthias.
Also the "City of Mathis" is a small town in Texas.
Johnny Mathis, popsinger
Mathis, Texas
by scova November 1, 2011
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Judge Mathis

The best judge ever featured on TV.

People will bring up their cases to his studio court in NBC Tower, Chicago. Watch out for his bullshit detector, it is second to none.

Much better than other reality TV judges.
My neighbor just let his dogs shitting on my lawn. I'm gonna bring his ass up to Judge Mathis court.
by chrno July 28, 2010
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Mathsterbation

Working really hard on a sum just for the feeling you get once you have solved it.
Guy #1 "OMG what's Elliott doing with his math book?"
Guy #2 "Eww! he's Mathsterbating!"
Guy #1 "So that's why he's sweating so much! Have fun with your Mathsterbation, Freak!"
by Disco Alpingu April 1, 2007
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Mathstard

When maths is being a bastard
Today's lesson was such a mathstard
by Lazyllamaz February 28, 2017
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Mathstafarian

A Rastafarian who is qualified and trained in the art of Mathematics
“Hey brudda!”
“Yah man?”
“Why you always be solving dem quadratics? Come smoke some ganja.”
Nah man, I’m a Mathstafarian- if I smoke the ganja I’ll be hyperbolic!”
by De True Mathstafarian September 20, 2018
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