maths

The only science that truly saves lives .

Student : Why do we study maths ???
Teacher : Mathematics saves lives .
Student : How is that ?
Teacher : It keeps stupid people like you from getting to medical school .

by somon October 24, 2009

Math

"Everyone's favorite subject"

- Baldi

Baldi's basics is actually way more mathematical than one is led to think: unless you develop some sick strategy to collect the notebooks, you're doomed. Those baby math questions in notebooks are there just to show you how lame a math teacher Baldi really is.

by EpicScientician December 5, 2021

Math

The worst subject ever

Without math, this world would be a lot more peaceful

by Kidswillbekids May 16, 2019

math

the lesbian sister of biology

Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.

by Jenny February 7, 2004

Math

I think you meant meth because it is so yummy and taste good bois

Math were on it

by Smallpp69 January 7, 2020

Math

Torture in school. The sister to science. The worst and hardest subject. Science is below it.

Random Bitch: Hey did you study for the Algebra test last night?

Random Dude: OH SHIT NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!

Random Bitch: R.I.P. your success in life...

Random Dude: *beats up Mr. Boring the Algebra teacher* FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Rpgluvr13 December 9, 2017

math

the science of that which cannot be.

Asymptotes are not real, but they are in the world of math.

by carvahall December 7, 2011