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The action of doing math, typically used when joking
Please don’t bother me, I’m mathing.”
Mathing by Frenchie! April 8, 2023

math is not mathing 

when something just doesn't add up.
Talking about mental health and then making suicide jokes? The math is not mathing.

math ain't mathing

When something simply does not add up.
He doesn't pay his rent but he's Venmo requesting me for the round he bought last night... the math ain't mathing.

The math ain’t mathing 

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.
When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

Sweat-mathing

The desperate, reactionary act of attempting to exclude yourself from a time-based crisis using mathematics in a social setting.
Dude, Stacy told me she was pregnant yesterday. I just stared right through her while sweat-mathing.
Sweat-mathing by Alkaiser September 9, 2010

Angry Mathing

When you realize you been getting fucked by some agreement or situation. The process of you going through your calculations, detailing how deep you got shafted, is called angry mathing
Hey Joe, I just realized how deep the landlord is shafting me...I did some angry mathing last night and figured out the numbers