Mathalodical

verb, Using mathematical knowledge in relation to something that is being done (ie musical studies)

Everything is Mathalodical

“What you just did there was very mathalodical”

by Cloverdover October 5, 2018

Mattabolism

A serious health issue that causes huge weight gain over time. It also causes chronic flatulence and shitting multiple times a day and heavy lead deposits in the ass causing very slow movement. This condition is often accompanied by a micro penis, heavy deposits of shit in the rear area of the underwear caused by pressurized air explosions passing by fecal matter inside the ass and an inability to reach the areas of the body the need to be cleaned after a bowl movement.

Long term side affects include,

High blood pressure
Heart attack
Swelling of the anal glands
Hemorrhoids
Herpes
hpv
HIV
Syphilis
Homosexuality
Unsatisfied sexual need that results in the patient making multiple attempts to force himself upon the same or opposite sex to satisfy those desires.

(Clinical research has not been able establish if this disease causes sexual frustration or sexual frustration occurs from the micro penis and strong odors of shit from the propelled fecal matter caking up on the buttock and underwear with each movement)

Chris: hey Jeff will you please watch over my family after I’m gone?

Jeff: WTF?
Chris: I was diagnosed with mattabolism. I’m gonna take a 12 gauge and blow my fucking brains out.

Jeff: o shit!!!! Yea I will buddy I understand. If you puss out I’ll do it for you. So you don’t have to suffer.

Jake: I overheard........... So can I fuck your wife after your gone?

Chris: well FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Iphistagash February 23, 2020

Mathboss

Nerd that plays popular games Genshin Impact and frequents anime. Aces all his exams

Mathboss: Coming the Gi?
Mathboss: Y doe da betray?

by Tectone March 27, 2021

jaskaran matharoo

The Samosa king and a very big hippo and will never get a girl named Lenya

Jaskaran matharoo

by Jaskaran Matharoo March 21, 2022

Mathboy

Mathboy is the iPhone App Store's best customer because every time a game is released he buys it before anyone else and "cracks" it, this cracking takes the form of running a readily available program on his newly purchased app and adding his 'name' to fllename before uploading it to a file sharing site. Presumably he does this because he likes to imagine thousands of thieves think he is somehow cool. They don't care, they just want free stuff.

When I finally track down Mathboy IRL I will shove his jailbroken iPhone up his ass sideways.

by TheIdiotsAreWinning February 13, 2010

marhabo

Marhabo is the best name ever. People born in this time have incredible taste in men always getting high and having the most at life. There always confident and know how to make the right choices

Hey you know that girl who is really smart
Ya she’s my friend Marhabo

by Otour March 3, 2021

Matharoo

Mathematical equations translated to spoken English.

"Stop with the matharoo already!"

by Andrew Lagemann October 22, 2007