Matheson

The name you give the fetus when you get your math teacher pregnant and give her an abortion with a protractor

"Mrs Mays: have you got it?"
"Jimmy: yeah, I've got it but I'm keeping it and calling it Matheson"
"Mrs Mays: your really fucked in the head"

by the alpha ogre-lord September 24, 2014

matesoul

love at first instagram comment

jesse keeps commenting on brianna's insta posts they're totally matesouls

by passthedomebro June 20, 2019

matheson whittaker

If someone is named this they are dumby thicc. Sksksksk.

Matheson gets hit in the nuts
Matheson Whittaker: and I oop sksksks

by And I Oop sksksksksksksksksksk September 9, 2019

Jeffrey Matheson

The state of being chubby.

I feel really Jeffrey Matheson right now.

by Princess daisy sugar pie February 20, 2018

Phantom Mattson

Sneaking out of a party without telling anyone you are leaving.

Garth pulled a Phantom Mattson last night.

by Snow Day Pod January 16, 2019

Matison

A shy, outgoing kind of person.

The girl who never talks was so outgoing you may as well call her a Matison

by taylor-twilight July 9, 2009

Matteson

Home of the coolest trailer park and worst school districts ever. popular place for project relocation.

Did you see the new Matteson liquors they relocated to the mattress warehouse store.

by pooperscooper19 October 16, 2008