Mateo

Someone who is extremely amazing. He is the most attractive guy around. You better hold on to him as long as you can. Mateo is an amazing person that has everyone drooling over him. If you ever get him, keep him as long as you can. Never lose a Mateo

Person 1: Look, it's Mateo!!
Person 2: He's so dreamy. I wish I had him!
Person 1: Same...

by StitchBear May 27, 2017

Mateo

Any Mateo is a sexy beast and a lady killer. And watch out for his huge penis. It's 12 inches long.

Girl: Wow look at Mateo huge dick
Mateo: sup girl
Girl: *organsm*

by Baller24/74days September 25, 2016

Mateo Rojas

He’s the weird nerd at school not to tall not to short likes to watch anime porn while he’s dating someone,he does pretty well in school but street smarts wise he’s the dumbest bitch you’ve ever met.he is addicted to mine craft and thinks he has a big dick but he really doesn’t he’s the biggest man hoe ever

Omg did you see Mateo Rojas

He is so weird and nerdy
Other girl:oh yea the last time I saw him he was watching hentai ew i

by Vhgcgfxnfmjyfjyg December 18, 2019

Mateo

The most incredible type of person, someone you would eventually like to marry. Distinguished by a sexy body, intelligent mind, and devastatingly good looks. A person that you love.

Who's that?

Ohhh, It's just Mateo. LOOK AT THAT ASS!

by MEAUTREAO December 28, 2009

Mateo

The most sweetest and caring male you will ever approach. His sense of humor is so loveable and so is he. Mateo always tends to look out for others and will try to cheer them up no matter what. He's also very mature yet childlike but knows how to handle problems and difficult situations when the time comes around. Mateo's voice is always very attractive in all ways possible.

Person 1: I sure do love Mateo!

Person 2: Yeah.. I really don't understand how he can dislike himself.
Person 1: I want to be just like him!

by aeesthetixx ♡ March 15, 2020

ms mateo

an annoying balding teacher who says "okayyy soo.." for a living

ms mateo is always yelling okay so like just stfu

by concashzz July 2, 2023

Mateo

A guy with a huge dick that every girl wants,even if they are not bitches...he's also very sexy and always looks good.Usually a latino with a very hot accent.

Girl:OMG,there's Mateo I want to fuck him so badly

by qqwertyuiop October 12, 2010