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Mathsterbation

Mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or assignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. It is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.
Friend 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4?

Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!

Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...
by highoffmathsfaps November 5, 2013
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Matstero

When an old man steals a cow and milks it for his own pleasure
Yuck that guy over there is pulling a matstero
by Smegggy September 11, 2021
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Majester

A public officer authorized to hear and adjudicate all cases concerning vampire transgressions at a vampire tribunal.
The Majester, while he was deciding his fate, told the vampire defendant to "back his shit down" when he attempted to interrupt him.
by Lynnpd99 February 28, 2009
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Maestersin

Best Type of guy a woman could ask for. possible Big dick game. The type of a guy a girl would consider the love of her life. The reason her heart pounds. This guy could flash you a smile and either you melting like a popsicle of a hot day or your panties wet as heck.
The way he makes me feel, he deserves the adjective of MaesterSin.
by ShadowTonks December 4, 2019
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Manposter

This is a male homo sapien with the brain of a young boy. Further, this creature completely lacks impuse control and in some cases, demonstrates sociopathic behavior.
Isobel thought she was dating a successful peer-but when the oaf was caught in a terrible lie, she quickly realized that she had wasted her time with a low life manposter
by immelinda January 21, 2019
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MateStreamArt

More known as Mated Fart. An art streamer mainly known in the shroom community. Known for his S P A M M I N G abilities and the way he fades. He does a professional stream
The other day I watched MateStreamArt do some funky shit on his live stream
by castorr July 18, 2017
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the_matster

complete numpty, also known as an intelligent article
oh matt, you numpty
by Tango January 23, 2004
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