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Matcha Parfait 

Gay slang term for prostate orgasm.
When he would get excited, he was capable of having a matcha parfait.

Matcha Mochi 

An English malapropism of the Spanish word "muchísimo." Usually spoken in context to someone who is funny, beautiful, and who you care a lot about.
Matcha Mochi by Defense2001 January 19, 2022

Matcha latte 

A Japanese tea based latte, usually found in the hands of north face wearing hipsters. Particularly odd people say it’s a ‘Friday thing’ which is particularly sad/annoying.
Hey guys! Let’s go and get a matcha latte at that lovely little coffee place that has those annoyingly smug people working there. I’ll bring my north face jacket in case I spontaneously have to start an adventure.
Matcha latte by KCHasnomates June 2, 2018

matcha.wtf 

a gay pub for british people and very very unfunny teenagers
hey atleast it isnt as bad as matcha.wtf
matcha.wtf by The wuwwuwuwu March 6, 2021

Matcha Tea 

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth
Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)
Matcha Tea by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

Matcha Tea 

A delicious type of tea that will fill you up with energy
Gosh Veronica the Matcha Tea I had was so refreshing
Matcha Tea by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021