masturbathon 

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

masturbathon by Ali T May 14, 2003

Masturbatastic 

Any material which is worth masturbating to may be referred to as masturbatastic. Pornography, or anyone you would like to see featured in pornography is classed as masturbatastic. 'Wanktastic' is an acceptable variation.

1) This shit is masturbatastic.
2) Your sister is masturbatastic.

Masturbatastic by Dr. Bint June 7, 2004

masturbath 

TO MASTURBATE IN THE SHOWER

i just finished masturbathing in the shower.

dave, do you like to masturbath ???

sally masturbath's with the shower head

masturbath by lmao dick July 23, 2014

masturbatist

A professional masturbater

Sam:"what do you want to be when you grow up" Jim: " a Masturbatist".

masturbatist by jakeblazer June 7, 2018

masturbathing 

The act of jacking off while in the shower.

Why were you taking so long in the shower?

Oh, I just got done masturbathing.

masturbathing by cabbage206 August 15, 2009

masturbathon 

Masturbating 26.2 times in a single day.

When I heard Todd was going to attempt a masturbathon, I bought stock in Kleenex.

masturbathon by Billy November 14, 2002

masturbates furiously

Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.

Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.

masturbates furiously by 4th, disgusted March 6, 2008