masterbater

Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator

It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.

by Joe February 27, 2005

chronic masterbater

someone who has a lot of spare time on their hands, who masterbates more than 7 times a day!

steph: he had a patient who was a chronic masterbater and he jacked off more than 7 times a day
luke: oh really ..

by heyboo January 15, 2009

compulsive masterbater

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.

"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"

by thee definer;) March 15, 2014

MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it

Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

Master Debater

A harmless, wholesome word that sounds god-awful.

Used for people who are amazing at debates.

"Okay, Team Opposition wins this one."- Teacher
"Wow! We're such Master Debaters!"- Queen Charnuts
"....Yep!..."- Teacher, concerned now.

by SpectacularCr0w July 3, 2022

master debater

A pair of words used in the world of Policy, Public Forum, and Lincoln Douglas debate that is supposed to insult stupid people. This is because stupid people will not be able to catch on to the detail that the term at hand sounds like masturbator, so is thus an insult. It is also commonly used by sore losers who just got their asses kicked in round five, ruining their chances of going 5-0 and winning the tournament. bitches.

Those master debaters ruined the entire tournament for me! They ran 6 topicalities, and 4 kritiks! They probably master debate all the time because they don't have enough of a life to do anything else.

by Sarah K. December 15, 2008

Master Debater

One that hangs out with other debaters and participates in debating tournaments. This kind of person will blow off his friends for debating. And he jacks off way too much

Tad is such a master debater

by Tha Cre-a-tor May 4, 2010