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compulsive masterbater

A man or women who would be doing completely un-sexual thing such eating out at burger king and then in three seconds they'll drop their droors and start beatin their meat. Usually scaring everyone away, and in some cases end up arousing some perve.
"I wath eatin me a whopper, when out of thee blue the COMPULSIVE MASTERBATER dropped his drowerth and thtarted beatin hith meet and jizzed in mee fries!!!"
by thee definer;) March 15, 2014
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MASTERbater

n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004
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Masternater

A person who looks busy while the boss is around but does little to nothing otherwise.
Here comes Masternater, looking busy again, at least till the boss leaves.
by Jimnycrackcorn April 15, 2019
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masterbaker

1) This is a person of supreme status within the baking community. 2) They love a great fiddle and are great to conclude, real professionals. 3) Great with cupcakes as well as in the bedroom.
Danny: I m telling you Naomi is a MasterBaker
Kevin: I hear the same and she s cooking up some great smells to......

Josh: Wow she really knows what men want that Dorris
Hero Naxan: Shes one hell of a Masterbaker she is
by dannyzz July 7, 2010
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Coat Hanger Masterbater

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"
by ashley November 13, 2004
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mastercate

The boy will mastercate this piece of pie
by fistacuffs August 8, 2003
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Masterdater

One who engages going to movies, dinner and social events by himself. One who engages in masterdation.
He didn't have a date last night, he likes to be a masterdater.
by praxguy December 8, 2010
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