Masturbatorium

A room, usually a bedroom, where the walls are designed with faces of real or fake people, usually real people, that one can masturbate to

Radal playing GTA4 mods: Oh mein gott. Goddammit, Roman, what the hell is this masturbatorium or whatever, man?

by ♥🗺☠ August 31, 2021

Mastubatorium

An room of varying size completely devoted to sexual self satisfaction. Can be a shrine of many modes of masturbation.

Jesse: "I caught Kevin jerkin off stalefish in my room!"

Axel: "That mother fucker, I told him specifically to use the Mastubatorium!"

by AxelPee April 21, 2008

masterbatorium

A place of masterbation. Usually a private confined space makes the best masterbatorium.

That shed would make a great masterbatorium!

by likemikexxiii October 25, 2005

Masturbatorium

An establishment which facilitates and promotes self-pleasure without judgement or fear of reprisal.

Paul, we didn't see you last night at the bar. 
Paul: no, I cut out the middleman and went straight to the masturbatorium.

by Usher of the Black Rod October 20, 2012

Mastabatorial

The act of being sexy, or in extreme cases of dopeness, so much so its able to masterbate to. jessica alba, jessica biel, meghan fox, are examples of being mastabatorial for sex appeal. an example of being mastabatorial with dopeness is usually only seen in nouns that arent people.

1. BROO did you see transformers?! meghan fox is mastabatorial

2. Dude, did you see that Celtics Pistons game? I might go far enough to say it was mastabatorial!!

by Kevin McCormack January 23, 2008

masterbatorium

The room in which a person's PC is kept.

I rang the doorbell three or four times, dude. What, were you in the masterbatorium?

by twajjo January 10, 2012

Masturbatorium

A room or special place designated by a person for masturbation.

Having watched the steamy blue movie, the man went directly to his masturbatorium to pleasure himself.

by the bukakan March 7, 2007