Personal massager

A vibrator, cleverly renamed so that it can be sold at any drug store.

Christina bought a personal massager to help her neck pain. I wonder why they made it 12 inches long and as thick as a coke can? (Buzzing sound and moaning) Hey thats not her neck!

by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012

body massage machine

1. A machine which massages the body
2. A large black man from the hilarious dubbed GI Joe PSA's
3. A rock band from Anchorage, Alaska

Kid 1: "Oh man, check out that thing, man."
Kid 2: "Whaddaya wanna do with it?"
Kid 1: "Let's launch over it!"
(A Jeep pulls up)
G.I. Joe: "Who wants a body massage?" *hums to himself*
Kid 2: "Uh, what did he just say to us?"
G.I. Joe: "Oooh... Mr. Body Massage Machine GO!"
Kid 2: "Uhhhhhh... what the Hell?"
G.I. Joe: "Body massage."

by Smop December 25, 2005

yoni massage

An ancient Tantric method of massaging a womans thighs, and genitals to slowly build up to an intense orgasim

I love it when you give me a yoni massage before sex

by rishiki January 2, 2017

massage therapist

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.

That massage therapist just saved my life!

by alliresa September 27, 2008

massage chair junkie

Someone who has trouble leaving their massage chair or any massage chair they are able to access.

Go ahead, try peeling that massage chair junkie outta that chair without getting injured!

by Dr Bunnygirl December 6, 2019

Toyam Massage

An erotic massage in which the masseuse strokes the client to ejaculation, also known as a happy ending.

Ben is dying to get a Toyam Massage but is scared the masseuse would laugh at his very small penis.

by BV69BV April 21, 2017

Italian Massage

A massage where the masseuse puts her ass cheeks over the mans cock and moves back and forth until he cums. She could also lay on her front and the man straddles her legs and puts his cock between her ass cheeks and moves back and forth until he cums on her back. Sometimes called a Italian Massage

(ass-cheeks) Italian Massage - ass cheeks

by SylvanMan April 13, 2014