by massusey babe August 26, 2009
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I did not spend 15,000 dollars on school to become a masseur. The start up for prostitution would have been much cheaper but I wanted to make sure I didn't do anything stupid like perform hot stone on a client with severe heart problems so I became a massage therapist instead.
by raptorprincess November 1, 2014
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by slavehead February 18, 2011
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by John P James June 19, 2008
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