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masseusey bitch

a girl who you never know what she's going to do next...
"that zahra is such a masseusey bitch!"
by massusey babe August 26, 2009
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masseur

Generally considered to be a man who practices massage therapy, however this is a misnomer. A masseur is a man who practices massage and has none of the western medical training and is not licensed and may be associated with prostitution. In most states this is illegal.
I did not spend 15,000 dollars on school to become a masseur. The start up for prostitution would have been much cheaper but I wanted to make sure I didn't do anything stupid like perform hot stone on a client with severe heart problems so I became a massage therapist instead.
by raptorprincess November 1, 2014
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gooch-masseuse

one who takes pride in fondling the area between a dude's balls and asshole
guy 1: who is that guy talking to my girlfriend?!

guy 2: don't sweat it dude, that guy is a total gooch-masseuse.. his boyfriend is standing by the penis ice sculpture.
by slavehead February 18, 2011
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budgie masseuse

A person who engages in the professional molestation of budgies. Normally this is due to a physical mutation which has resulted in extremely small penis size, this forcing them to resort to sex with tiny birds.
by John P James June 19, 2008
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Nipple Masseuse

One who smears pizza sauce on there nipples and rubs there nipple while say "whos your daddy" to there pet.
Dude! I didn't realize it but my girlfriend likes to nipple Masseuse because i don't please her enough!
by tittyslappingcowboy68 October 8, 2009
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Masseuserey

The act of having a massage so magical its like having an orgasm times two.
The masseuse preformed masseuserey on my back.
by big_PeePeeboy90 October 17, 2019
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Masseusesicle

Masseusesicle (Muh-sue-sick-ul): One who exceeds at or is talented at giving massages...
A) Omg, Gracie, you are totally masseusesicle! You totally fixed my lower back.

B) Bros literally masseusesicle...

C) Omg...STACY!!! You will not believe this. Kevin was totally masseusesical last night.
by anonymousslay December 24, 2022
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