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masseuwer 

Name is derived from masseur, gutter minds and of course sewers. A dirty minded or sick person who performs massages, typically males who preach Yoga or are self proclaimed Yogis and/or Gurus. Massages are performed for self arousal and catching their patrons ungaurded and vulnerable to sexual advances. Just like their minds their bodies usually reak of body odor (sweaty balls), sex and oils.
Masseuwers usually have non-traditional names or use stupid and/or silly aka's.
masseuwer by icreate October 8, 2008
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clit masseuse 

an object or device of some sort, typically a vibrator or some other sex toy, used to pleasure that part of a woman's anatomy.
Jamie didn't understand why her friends spent so much many on sex toys when her washing machine, the best clit masseuse ever, was totally free!

Love Masseur 

A man who practices the art of erotic massage mostly though not always with the purpose of sex, foreplay, icebreaking and/or muscular pain!
Baby I am your Love Masseur to-nite!

"So whatcha did yesterday dude!"
"I met this front burner we like totally hit it off"
"Didja score bitch!"
"Yeah! The Love Masseur was working overtime!"

My tounge (or any other external body part) is the WMD of my love arsenal baby!

I am the Love Masseur
Love Masseur by Praney Deb May 4, 2005

juice masseuse 

A juice masseuse comes prepared with a variety of juices that will surely in the end be a very pleasant experience with many bonuses. juices will include; massage oils, sweat, more massage oil, more sweat, some leakage, sweat and then you know what "comes" next
when Matt ie: the juice masseuse arrives at April's with his plethera of juices and oils he rubbed her down until she was able to experience all the bonuses that "comes" with the massage

masseuse 

Generally considered to be a woman who practices massage therapy, however this is a misnomer. A masseuse is a woman who practices massage and has none of the western medical training and is not licensed and may be associated with prostitution. In most states this is illegal.
Did you see your masseuse at the massage parlor today?

No, I prefer to receive massage from someone who knows how to perform therapeutic work and knows how to avoid injuring me. Also I don't visit prostitutes.
masseuse by raptorprincess November 1, 2014

masseuextra

I wasn't sure if I'd booked a masseur or a masseuse, but it turned out to be a masseuextra.
masseuextra by The Mighty Pen January 28, 2017

masseuse 

A woman who provides massage as a profession or occupation.
The masseuse massaged her client for a low flat rate
masseuse by CrippleNinja April 11, 2012