by WebsterPlus2 February 25, 2020
When an insignificant person either says something that no one cares about or says something completely out of context. This expression is also used to make people who don't get references/jokes shut the f*ck up when they don't add any valuable input to the conversation.
Person 1: *tells a joke*
Person 2: *says something retarded completly unrelated*
Person 1: stfu massa
Person 2: *says something retarded completly unrelated*
Person 1: stfu massa
by Paclone March 18, 2020
Having fondled a subordinate and made sexual overtures (homo or hetero), subsequently blaming on a third party (often a sitting president), to avoid taking responsibility.
It was a spectacular massa-tribution. Eric made a grab for his staffer and blamed it on the President. It's equally as unlikely that Mother Theresa was responsible for his salty language.
by Sgt Rocque March 09, 2010
A Mexican Aeronautic Specialized Space Administration. James Massa is the Man-Child written of in the scripture. Thee James Massa is admired by all of the bitches. James Massa's might be Leprechaun's or Ewoks.
When one asks, "How Does One acquire all of the bitches?" He simply replies " I'm James Fucking Massa, bitches love James Fucking Massa." Look that guy is so hot he must be a James Massa.
by T.J. Massacre January 07, 2012
by thatrandomdude November 03, 2010
When his male staffer that he should be "chasing" after the bridesmaid at the wedding party, the Massa-fracker, representing the state of NY, suggested instead that he should be "fracking" the male staffer, before groping him and tossling his hair.
by Jaggsokc March 10, 2010
A person who has been tickled to the point of tears as former congressman Eric Massa has claimed to have done.
by cliffsedge March 14, 2010