Mastrubating

I know youve done it before... Fucking pervert.

I like mastrubating to porn.

by fuckingadults September 23, 2021

mastrubate

Ones gratification of gentials

He mastrubate as hardcore

by barfdidr March 3, 2014

mastubation

To play with ones self. five knuckle shuffle, chock the chicken, to have a hand shandy, self love.

The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.

I've sprained my wrist, I really should work on my mastubation technique.

by t00t May 13, 2005

Masrubaw

The act of masturbating to porn exclusively pertaining to the post apocalyptic genre

Excuse me from the dinner table I have the sudden urge to masrubaw

by Burlosauce February 4, 2019

Bisexual mastubation

The act to finger yourself and jerk off at the same time

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I Did some bisexual mastubation
Guy 1: Wh- What does that mean?
Guy 2: Oh, you dont want to know

by Capyskater May 10, 2021

Mastubate

(Also "mastubation.") Includes numerous possible epithets, in addition to the self-gratification *at hand*: having a short penis (stub), any number of handicaps or speech impediments producing the mispronunciation of masturbate minus the R sound, and lastly, a session of masturbation that was either too brief to be enjoyable or otherwise clearly less pleasurable than average. Could also refer to masturbating in the bath-tub, not necessarily an epithet.

1) "Hey, dickless over there is going home to MASTUBATE."
2) "Hey dopey, you gonna go home to "mu-mu-muh-mastubate?" (Mocking the slow kid.)
3) "Ugh, last night was a fail. After working up a decent hard-on by watching music videos, it ended anticlimactically with very disappointing mastubation." (This would be said with sadness, frustration, disappointment.)

4) Ah, what a lovely evening off she had with wine, candles, a bubble-bath, and her favorite: mastubation.

by m00per23 August 26, 2017

scottish mastrubating

Peeing, pooping, vomiting and having an orgasm at the same time.

Men cannot do more than one thing at the same time? Nonsense, try scottish mastrubating!

by idgafosoae December 11, 2016