magicate

To magicate is to make something magical. Can be applied to objects, animals or people.

The Wizard magicated his/her assistant's wand.

by James Charles September 8, 2008

Masticate My Ass

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.

Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.

by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

Masticate

1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading

why wouldnt you masticate in front of my mom

by Andrew Uchiha July 5, 2007

malicate

to rape, stab or molest with a dull spoon

I will malicate you with this dull spoon!

by Benita Noffsinger September 15, 2006

Musicate

To educate someone about music. It can be the musication of band/artists, song titles, album titles, or musical facts

other uses derivatives:
musication
musicated (when one has received a lesson in musication)

(someone has just been informed of a song name and band they previously did not know) 'you've been musicated!'

(If someone has a particularly bad knowledge of music) 'you've got poor musication'

by hUlLkR April 4, 2011

masticate

uh yeah, it means "chew". that is the literal definition. this isn't a slang word, you morons.

I'd like to masticate the heads off of all the people who make bad submissions to this site.

by Blurforg March 13, 2004

masticate

To grind teeth or chomp.
Most often used as a word that sounds like masturbate but is not.

Person A: "I hate that people who masticate!"
Person B: "Dude, you don't ... you know."
Person A: "Seriously, look it up. It's not what you think."
Person B: "Than what do you call --"
Person A: "Nevermind!"

by Nerd Jackson March 11, 2008