Mastuhater 

A person who strongly discourages masturbation.

The anti-masturbation position is often predicated on the belief that masturbation saps sexual energy and/or is shameful.

People who argue against masturbation describe it as an addiction harmful to spiritual and bodily health that over time erodes self-control, frustrates romantic relationships, and corrupts morals.

SITUATION - Wife discovers husband masturbating

Wife: "What are you doing!?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Great, now you won't be 'up' for having sex tonight."
Husband: "Sorry, I was horny..."
Wife: "Don't you have any self-control!?"
Husband: mumbling
Wife: "What was that?"
Husband: "Nothing, I was just saying that sometimes I'd rather jerk off... It's easier and kinda feels better."
Wife: "You're going to Hell, ya know."
Husband: "Come on, stop being such a mastuhater!"

Mastuhater by ORAmojo November 1, 2010

Masculine drama 

A masculine drama is a TV show or doco series that men can relate to and talk about openly with other male friends. Mostly with relatable male dialogue and storylines.

He loved watching and talking about a masculine drama with his friend at work.

Masculine drama by Voevodin July 23, 2021

masculine 

Often defined as aggressive, strong, and unfeeling or stoic. Being masculine means in modern times, at least, no shows of emotion, no flamboyance, no hugging or even looking at other men, must be interested in sports and physical/violent activity.

What masculine is is simply what a man does. Assuming responsibility for your actions; being sympathetic, sensitive, and caring; and gentleness are perfectly fine for men. A true man is not a hard-nosed, violent, overgrown child; he's a mature, kind individual.

Until the 1800s, men's dress was about as flamboyant as women's dress, and men were allowed to show emotion and tears. But their clothing styles sobered and they were taught to be strong, stoic. Affection was still allowed... but as the world became aware of gays and other sexual minorities, male/male affection was scorned.

masculine by Lorelili March 5, 2005

mastubate 

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.

That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!

mastubate by lizaah May 20, 2006

Moskulate

1. to hit or strike very hard, as a golf ball

2. to beat another competitor/athlete/team by a large margin

"Wow, he moskulated his putt right off of the green!"

Moskulate by Pat O'Neil February 24, 2009

Masculine Groove 

A dance that teenage boys do when they don't quite feel like actually dancing, but want to avoid awkwardly standing around at a dance or party.

Mark: Duuuude, Isaac's perfected his masculine groove, man!
Liz: Amen.

Masculine Groove by woodbury November 28, 2009

Mallulated 

The past tense verb designating the recipient of the action taken when someone/ something is malleable.

We mallulated this clay into a sculpture.

Mallulated by Mannham March 20, 2021