Joseph: You're WHAT?!? Aw, shit, your old man is gonna kill me.
Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.
Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.
by Johnny Iron February 02, 2007
by thetruthhurts🤷♀️ October 27, 2019
Definition: verb: beautiful: usually ending with the surname Hayman, this kind of mary can be very beautiful and very amazing given the right amount of time. A Mary Hayman is the kind of girl who is completly perfect in every way and is there even when you cant see her because if you just look up, you'll see her shining brighter than the rest. When she smiles your going to smile, theres no doubt, when she laughs, well lets just say a Mary Hayman can attract massive audiences with it. But when she cries, it's like the whole world stops and you have to be there and look after that, because if you do, the love you get back is outstanding. It takes a big amount of luck for one to come into your life, but when you do get one, use this simple phrase a lot: I LOVE YOU. Because she enjoys the little things, so make her smile :) Mostly a Mary Hayman can be very funny and witty, can be a bit mental if you leave her to do things by herself so give her all the love and attention she needs. Has a cat called floyd and a dog called cleo to help her with her history. Most people cannot find a Mary Hayman, usually found in my arms, and if anybody tries to take her, she can have a hot temper and will bite. She is so unique and beautiful in her own ways that heaven doesnt even compare to this girl, and as there is only one of her and shes in my arms, I class myself as the luckiest guy alive....
Faggot 1: WWOOOAAAHH !
Faggot 2: what you WOOAAHHing at?
Faggot 1: Check that mary hayman how beautiful can she be !
Faggot 2: I agree, id tap that
Me: Right you smelly faggots, back off because she's mine and nobody elses
Faggot 1: daaaayuuum !
Faggot 2: Lucky prick ....
Faggot 2: what you WOOAAHHing at?
Faggot 1: Check that mary hayman how beautiful can she be !
Faggot 2: I agree, id tap that
Me: Right you smelly faggots, back off because she's mine and nobody elses
Faggot 1: daaaayuuum !
Faggot 2: Lucky prick ....
by DannyBuoooy March 02, 2010
by cface February 11, 2008
A seemingly innocent girl, frequently seen as sexually inexperienced and prudish; one who is still a virgin; fresh meat. A Biblical reference to Mary giving birth to Jesus while still a virgin. A derogatory term.
Person 1: "That girl is such a prissy little prude!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she's waiting till marriage."
Person 1: "What a mary!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she's waiting till marriage."
Person 1: "What a mary!"
by zeureeka May 03, 2006
In the old Aramic language it means the taste of the sea water.
In Arabic it means the woman who likes to be associated with men in a non sexual way.
In Arabic it means the woman who likes to be associated with men in a non sexual way.
by Ankido September 12, 2006
A hot girl
by Lucas bigboi September 01, 2018