Maranda

1. The type of girl you want to spend the rest of your life with and cannot see yourself without.

2. Someone you crush on so hard you might implode.
3. A stunning, gorgeous bombshell who could be considered an underground model.

That Maranda is the absolutely perfect girl for me.

by MacaroniMoshMan December 7, 2010

marianda

A woman who is usually happy and very independent and the type of woman who gets her way.

She is totally a marianda.

by Dylan jc January 13, 2017

Martindale

sexual act involving a female and two midgets. (preferably light weight and homeless in appearance) So the female is able to hold one of the midgets in an upside down swinging formation toward the vaginal region. As the other midget preforms the shocker.

Dude I saw your mom with two midgets last night, they definitely did the Martindale.

by Mr. Smith92 December 24, 2010

Maranda

Maranda is a sweet and can be aggravating af but she also care for u. If u are sad she will always cheer u up. Also she will always have your back

Maranda is a goooooooofy person

by Okurrrrrrrrwhichismecardib April 18, 2019

Martand

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martin your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt.

Oh how i wish i had a Martand but I'm stuck with this asshole

by Bubbebybsb June 15, 2020

Maranda

Sweet but sassy. She has a heart of gold and will do any and everything for anyone even when doesn't have it to give she still finds a way. Wonderful Wife best friend daughter mother lover. She loves God and everything she does is because of God in her heart her savior..

Maranda is a very sweet but sassy God fearing women who loves you.

by sassysoutherngal May 1, 2022

maranda

most amazing person you will ever meet.

i just cant get enough of my maranda!

by chbdhjklayd February 15, 2008