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Wal-Martians

People that love to shop at Wal-Mart. Brag about shopping there and all the money that they save by buying cheaply made products made in China. Also, some of the fugliest people you will see massed in one area.
- Man, I swear there are a lot of Wal-Martians here today.

- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.

- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?

- That's why they shop here.
by Dude Grease September 4, 2007
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Marzipan

Homestar's hippie girlfriend. Has not the intelligence to distinguish between Homestar and a crude model of him made of tofu.
Marzipan's head is more like a baseball bat.
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Marzipan is a confection consisting primarily of sugar and almond meal. It's origins date back to Germany. Some marzipans (especially ones manufactured in Persia) include a rose water flavor. Marzipan is delicious and the sweetest confectionary available. Some are coated in chocolate but they are delectable when eaten alone too.

To say you are marzipanned denotes you are experiencing a state of bliss, incredibleness, sweetness, awesomeness etc. It is a state of complete euphoria. most amazing feeling
rosy, im completely marzipanned at this moment.

aishhhhhh... i've been marzipanned big time.
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A friend of twitch streamer @jorjainahedge who often appears in her streams

(aka the hottest person to exist)
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Wal-Martians

Individuals who frequent Wal-Mart and consider it the social event of the day. Usually accompanied by a blank stare, inane conversation, ususally in the middle of an aisle, and more than likely, some sort of combination of bedclothes and trailer park chic fashions.
" I went to Wal-mart today and it was full of Wal-Martians, just standing around, taking up space, and sucking the intelligence out of me as I walked past.
by rockman08 April 5, 2006
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Fucking Martians

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butt ugly martians

A show that'll make you barf. It's a horrible rip-off of Invader Zim.
Martian: hell00 I leik so c000l i sav teh Eartth
by RP Hater! September 6, 2004
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