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Butt Marker

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
by iapologizemom May 16, 2014
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April Margera

April Margera: A.K.A 'Ape'.
Bam Margera mom, a GREAT mom to put up with all ofthe stuff he does (Wich is very funny)- Phil Margeras wife and Don Vito's sister-in-law.

I WAS APPAULED WHEN I LOOKED UP 'APRIL MARGERA' AND NOBODY HAS YET DEFINED IT!!!!!!! ... thats sick...
April Margera is the best mom in the world.
by Remy's Bitch November 12, 2004
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April Margera

A woman who walks on water and should be considered for sainthood...and a role model for mothers across the world.
She allows her sons to be crazy, and creative, while giving them space and tons of love!
A woman almost as cool as my own mom!
by SFGIRL February 2, 2005
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Maurer'd

When your bartender gets you fucked up. They are usually trying to be nice but the next day is often filled with regret and memory loss.
I got totally Maurer'd last night at the bar. What happened?
by QuesaLeah January 5, 2018
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Marker TPOT

Person 1: Guys, Let’s vote to save Marker TPOT!
Person 2: Marker TPOT seems cool.
by doofenlocked January 13, 2021
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Brown Marker

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017
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marero

A 'marero' is just like a cholo or a vato, (black-ink tattoos of the Virgen Guadalupe/Suyapa, chino-pants, etc) only that mareros don't have enough profit as cholos or vatos.

Rumors say that they originated in L.A. barrios, but they mostly poblate Central American countries, (Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua, etc) going on rampage killing cops and other mareros.

'Mara' = Gang, therefore
'Marero' = Gangster

INSTRUMENTS AND EQUIPMENT OF YOUR EVERY-DAY MARERO

1) the loyal machete
2) if enough money is supplied, a cheap gun
3) a chimba, (home-made gun)
4) pocket-knives
5) anything that leaves bruises

SHINY THINGS THAT ATTRACT MAREROS

1) celphones (in Honduras they kill you for a celphone)
2) iPods
3) wallets
4) bags/backpacks
5) shoes. yes, mareros are just like your little sister, they are crazed about shoes. give them the shoes or else.
6) anything that shines

Mareros are just like gangsters when it comes to packs, there are about 2-3 main maras (gangs), with some other smalls ones, and they don't get along.

Being robbed by a marero in Central America is no big deal. People who don't have cars and have to go by cab/foot around town get robbed every other day.
'Don't you even think about going by foot to the store with those new shoes, that place is full of mareros'

'Hide that celphone, i just saw that marero-looking dude staring'

'What happened to your shoes/backpack, brother?'
'Some mareros came and robbed me, man.'
'Oh, happened to me yesterday'
by loyda May 26, 2008
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