marted

an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.

*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"

Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"

Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"

by ratchetrachell August 19, 2017

Married to the sea

Married to the sea means you are to busy to get married. The origin of the phrase came from the tendency of seafaring men to stay unmarried because of their commitment to their ship, which kept them at sea for long periods of time where women were scarce. The phrase is also used today to describe the habitually single who are unlikely, or unwilling to wed.

"Sorry love, I'm married to the sea."

by The Old Tramp June 30, 2018

Marren

A beautiful, sarcastic, smart girl. Only rude when you are. Usually happy. Only has a few friends. She will always have your back. Shes A fun person to talk to and hang with. She knows how to have a good time. She can be mean at times, but has a very soft heart. She has eyes that most can't resist noticing, and is the most caring person in the world. She's loyal, faithful, and will always be there for you. Believes in true love and is not afraid to speak her mind when its needed. She loves to make people happy. Everything she does comes from the bottom of her heart.

Boyfriend: If I was in a fight with a guy and two other guys jumped in, what would you do?
Marren: I would jump in it and fight by your side. I got your back if you got mines.

by Lexie123456654321 January 25, 2014

Marved

To suffer from extreme hunger.

From the English word starved.

I have not had anything to eat since yesterday! I'm so Marved!

by Chibs May 29, 2005

married 69

When a spouse cannot stand any more of their husband (or wife's) snoring and decides to sleep with their head at the foot of the bed.

I woke up looking at my wife's feet and realized we had just had a married 69. That's as close as I'm going to get after ten years of marriage.

by jrswam October 1, 2013

Playing The Married Card

The act where one individual who has recently got married (usually the male) automatically thinks he is better than his single or unattached friends for no apparent reason other than his own false sense of confidence. He often shows this behavior by talking down to or belittling his friends while at the same time his friends are quickly becoming distant from him for obvious reasons. This act of selfish over confidence usually results in the loss of the friendship or at the very least a situation where the friend loses all respect for the newly married individual. The married man is usually passed off as a joke.

Repeated infractions of this attitude will result in the individual losing the majority of his friends and eventually the respect of his wife. Ultimately this could lead to divorce and a very sad existence thereafter.

Person 1: Did you hear that Tom recently got married?

Person 2: Yeah, I heard & I really don't care.

Person 1: Why is that?

Person 2: Well the fool was very timid before, now he thinks he's better than all of us. He called me up the other day and tried to act superior like being married made him a god.

Person 1: Shit, no way. What a loser. I guess he's Playing The Married Card.

by Trinity8688 November 29, 2010

married with children

Funniest show ever. Aired on the FOX network, which started in 1986. MWC started in 87, making the first ultr-succesful show for FOX. When the show launched, it wasnt a hit, but later it caught on. Since this show, there have been many copy-off shows with dysfunctional families. None of them were as good. Ultimately, one of the funniest sticoms ever.

I still watch Married With children re-runs everyday on the FX channel.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003