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You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition
See Above for the example
by Murray State September 23, 2004
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Looking for Boston Market

A euphemism for masturbating in public, first coined by New York Jets tight end Kellen Winslow II, who was found by police masturbating in his car. When asked for an explanation, Winslow claimed to be looking for Boston Market, but was lost.
Police officer: "Sir, are you masturbating in your car?"
Guilty culprit: "No officer, I was looking for Boston Market"
by Meatfish January 17, 2014
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MARETU

MARETU is a Vocaloid producer. His most popular song currently is Nounai Kakumei Girl. The visuals for his songs are usually black and white illustrations, sometimes made from words.
"hey what's your favourite song?"
"eraser girl by MARETU!"
by AHHHHHHHHJKADlsfmkld;sf August 6, 2020
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Flea Market Montgomery

Flea Market Montgomery can be easily described as being just like a mini mall.
Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes, oh yeah! You can find 'em at the market, we're talking 'bout Flea Market Montgomery. It's just like, it's just like a mini mall. Hey Hey!
by Wayne! December 13, 2008
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mariette

A girl with one of the best personalities ever. Also super hot and awesome. They also have a really good taste in music and a positive attitude.
That person is such a mariette
by sl1m sh@dy November 29, 2011
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marketa

means a shiny pure white pearl. a very strong and forthright person. anyone named marketa were princesses.
who's the girl with the shiny glow?

oh, that's just marketa.
by thats what i said July 8, 2010
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bull market

Where people expect financial investments to rapidly increase, like in the economic boom of the eighties. It is so called, because masses of first-time investors rush head-first into the markets with thier money, expecting to amass riches beyond belief.
Japan's 1980's bull market was so good that, in 1989, Japan was expected to overtake the United states as the world's richest economy. The reccession of the 90's prevented this.


Today, it is just recovering from a bear market
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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