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Marioing

To follow a group of people around and not say a word, but make eye contact with everyone in the group
Dude 1: Yo man that guy is totally marioing us!
Dude 2: Fo Shizzle, he been staring at me for 2 minutes straight without saying anything
by Bigjohnmcdaddy October 3, 2018
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Mariia

This is the girl who you will see chasing pigeons, fall, and then laugh it off. She is open-hearted and will make you giggle 24/7! Mariia's are great listeners and are incredibly beautiful. It would be hard to not fall in love with a Mariia!
Keith:You're lucky!
Marcus: Why?
Keith: You have a Mariia!
by rockyheart January 22, 2017
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Mariaism

The religion of Maria. It all started from an email about honors at the University of Michigan...
Mariaism is the religion that the simp army of over 200 members follows religiously.
by MuhsinunCool May 1, 2020
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Marivea

A secretly sensitive young lady, which she generally hides. A kind and generous soul, but can go to extreme lengths to prove her worth.
Everyone loves a Marivea, although they are often misunderstood when they are young.
by d'mitri November 9, 2012
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Marii

She might go by shorty but she is beautiful,strong,independant,popular, PERIOD POINT BLANK!! She might put up a large barricade but she is so nice when you start talking to her!
Marii is so amazing bro, I wish i was friends with her!!
by Jurnayay November 6, 2019
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Maritime Goggles

A condition that occurs when a cadet is at New York Maritime College for too long, resualting in an illision that makes females more attractive than they really are. Similar to beer goggles, the two should never be combined in an unsafe area. The effects of the combination of the two are catastrophic, often resaulting in massive quantities of shame and ridicule by peers. There is, in fact, an equation that describes the potency of Maritime Goggles, h+(.15w)=mgh, with h being equal to the initial hotness of the chick, w being equal to the number of consecutive weeks a cadet is stuck on campus )whithout being off campus for a span of >1week), and mgh being equal to the maritime goggle hotness, or the final hotness of the chick.
Maritime Cadet: "Wow, look at that hottie in the mini-skirt!"
Normal Dude: "Uh, bro, she's no better than a 6."
Maritime Cadet: "Damn maritime goggles again, ive been stuck there too long."

if a girl is a 6 to one uneffected by maritime goggles, and is seen afer a cadet has been stuck on campus for 7 weeks, then she is now a 7.05 under maritime goggles, because 6+(.15*7)=7.05. The mgh potancy factor would be 1.05
by MSA6219 October 2, 2009
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Pete Maravich

Nicknamed "Pistol Pete" - a legendary basketball player who mesmerized fans and players with his outrageous dribbling, shooting, and passing.

Known for his "floppy socks" and shaggy haircut, "Pistol Pete" is the last man to lead both the NBA and the NCAA in scoring.

Maravich was a world-class gunner. Averaged a cartoonish, record setting, 44.2 points per game at LSU - without a 3-point line. Also led the SEC in assists (many mind-blowing).

After career, found Christ. Died at 40 from a rare heart disease. Named one of the NBA's greatest of all time.

While alive, packed stadiums. Now a YouTube sensation.

White guy.
Holy shit, did you see that pass? That was total Pistol Pete.

This fucking guy shoots more than Pete Maravich.
by Hoops Maven October 16, 2010
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