Marites

A Filipino version of a Karen.
Not to be confused with Maritess, with 2 s's

T*nginamo Marites!

by Galunggong May 18, 2020

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

by bonak September 29, 2020

Marites

1. One who obsesses over boy bands, like to make nightly call to who knows where with who knows what. Loves Sprinkles cupcakes with a side of Pinkberry, a girl who wants to be one of those people, like the Jonas Brothers or Demi Lovato

Dude, if another Marites sends me a love letter, I think I'll die -Jonas brothers

by mmkff January 23, 2009

Marites and Marisol

Used to call gossiping women, often around the ages of 20 and upwards.

They are known to hage originated from the Philippines where there are a large amount of the Marites and Marisols.

The term was also from the Philippines.

Marites!
Nagkalat ng chismis!

Translation: Marites!

She has spread gossip again!

Marites and Marisol has spread gossip again.

by BORGEREATINGCHAMP April 19, 2022

marites

marites always say OMD wich means (oh my d???d) if ur name is sara or tiffany u will never know.

marites will never tell you.

by missomd March 29, 2009

Marites

The Karen of the Philippines. They usually subscribe to sources like Banat By, Mocha Uson, or other unreliable pages on Facebook and other social media platforms. Frequently posts 'cures' and other conspiracy theories with video thumbnails that has big cheesy fonts. Member of countless pro-government Facebook echo-chambers (only Facebook). Usually uncommon IRL. Although suspecting aunties can be one of them.

(in Tagalog) "Tumahimik ka Marites, delete mo na ang post mo!"

(English) "Shut up Marites, just delete your post!"

by graymanboi June 13, 2020

Mariessa

Mariessa is a nice girl with brown eyes, black hair, and a beautiful smile!
She will always light up your day! But if you get on her bad side.. she can be really cautious of what you say and she'll definitely snap back at you!

???: Oh a girl with a beautiful smile!
???: That has to be Mariessa!

by CassieLovesUrbanDictionary April 20, 2021