mard 

A mard is a female simp: this woman chases a man who doesn't have the same feelings towards her.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that girl over there?
Person 2: Yeah, I recognise her!
Person 1: She is such a mard, she been mardin' for that dude Jack who is always ignoring her smh!

mard by OriginalName34753 April 30, 2020

mard 

MEGA HARD = MARD

"dont lecture me bout how mard my name is!"

mard by purplebach January 28, 2010

mard 

n. mad skillz--having a lot of skill at something
adj. mad or hella

1. Use your mard!
2. That was mard cool!

mard by Da Toyga January 1, 2003

Mard 

A word to call Kurdish men

What a good Mard! He has a kind heart.

"Mardi Mard!" Ali said.

Mard by Caucher September 5, 2018

Mard 

"Mard" is an old British circumlocation for "shit" that comes from the French "merde" = "shit". As used nowadays as a noun it means a sulky, petulant, ill-tempered attitude, or a person with that attitude.

In that use it's probably a contraction of "mardy bum" (= "shitty ass"), a synonym used in the Arctic Monkeys' song of the same name.

Well, now then, mardy bum
I've seen your frown and it's like looking down
The barrel of a gun.

Mard by Loco Moco September 10, 2021

Mard 

Anti Psych-Ward for people who are too happy and should be fix.
if you get sent here you get mind blown until you are normal.

Guy: "Yeah man I used to feel happy all the time, but after I got sent to the Mard I only feel that way once a month!"
Guy other: "Finally man! You were such a live wire before!"

Mard by Iceflame248 November 29, 2023

Mard 

Definitely not Asad Ahmed because he is gay. Why is he gay?

Asad is the opposite of Mard. He is a gay Femard.

Mard by Mudhi December 18, 2023