Elk: So that's when I fried my marbles...
I *whispers*: That explains why people consider you a woman, your balls are gone now...
I *whispers*: That explains why people consider you a woman, your balls are gone now...
by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005
During fellatio, the act of placing gonads in your mouth, either for sucking, licking, or gentle tugging.
by Cristina H. July 10, 2006
DAD:
life's a crazy bag of marbles
one big, crazy bag of marbles
Blue marbles
red marbles
Half-transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them
Some marbles are even more interesting
Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs.
But then they're the equally limited, but much more surprising, "female" king marble.
Some argue that's debatably rarer.
I argue that's anxiety-inducing.
Some like to abduct smaller marbles.
Then you got to shoot that marble...
...'Cause its marble buddy brought a really big, black tentacle marble.
Marbles sure are random,
Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, Hold other marbles for ransom,
forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground,
begging for the sweet release of marble death!
But you can't.
Because you signed a magical marble pact...
... and you can only watch... as its last marble breath... escapes... its marble... lips.
SON:
Dad?
Did marbles hurt you?
DAD:
No kiddo. I hurt me.
I also hurt marbles.
I feel worse about the marbles.
life's a crazy bag of marbles
one big, crazy bag of marbles
Blue marbles
red marbles
Half-transparent marbles with a fun swirl in them
Some marbles are even more interesting
Some marbles you think are going to be limited edition with king designs.
But then they're the equally limited, but much more surprising, "female" king marble.
Some argue that's debatably rarer.
I argue that's anxiety-inducing.
Some like to abduct smaller marbles.
Then you got to shoot that marble...
...'Cause its marble buddy brought a really big, black tentacle marble.
Marbles sure are random,
Especially when you force them into wheelchairs, Hold other marbles for ransom,
forge a magical pact with a marble that forces you to watch as they grovel in pain on the ground,
begging for the sweet release of marble death!
But you can't.
Because you signed a magical marble pact...
... and you can only watch... as its last marble breath... escapes... its marble... lips.
SON:
Dad?
Did marbles hurt you?
DAD:
No kiddo. I hurt me.
I also hurt marbles.
I feel worse about the marbles.
by Okurin July 25, 2020
I'd like to gargle his marbles!'
-- From Southpark episode "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset -- 2006
-- From Southpark episode "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset -- 2006
by Chrissiann July 10, 2006
by Murphdog January 25, 2006
1). A small glass ball used in childhood games and childish pranks.
2). The most disgusting sexual act possible consisting of a large basin (too collect any loose balls/bodily fluids), LOTS of lube, a waiver signed by all 5 members of the act, and a small bag of marbles. To only be attempted by trained experts/death row inmates.
3). To marble someone. The act of marbling.
2). The most disgusting sexual act possible consisting of a large basin (too collect any loose balls/bodily fluids), LOTS of lube, a waiver signed by all 5 members of the act, and a small bag of marbles. To only be attempted by trained experts/death row inmates.
3). To marble someone. The act of marbling.
1). I put marbles under her car door and she cracked her head open.
2). I was marbling the fuck out of her, but then the cops showed up.
2). I was marbling the fuck out of her, but then the cops showed up.
by Gamemasta April 27, 2010
"Marbles" exclaimed Fred as his 60 foot put went left after hitting another ball between Fred's and the hole.
by madmarv March 06, 2003