misfucked

when you're gonna fuck a chick but you miss.

I totally misfucked that chick last night.

by hotdogjordan November 30, 2010

McFucked

What happens when one of the dumbasses at McDonalds messes up your order

I was McFucked today at lunch because they forgot my pies.

by Zimm January 15, 2005

Manafucked

Adj. Modern variant of FUBAR. Portmanteau of "manafort" and "fucked." Describes someone who is fucked beyond fucked, e.g. Paul Manafort facing a massive jail sentence due to voluminous evidence of serious felonies.

Paul Manafort had more than 30 overseas accounts.I'm laughing so hard right now I'm crying, this guy is screwed, he's manafucked. -@MrFilmkritik

by Wes Marley August 1, 2018

Mcfucked

A vagina that is very frequently rammed. Having served so many cocks, it could be compared to the "billion served" Mcdonalds slogan to sum up the intercourse said vagina has encountered

Gina got a nice phat ass bro....

You like the only guy here that aint hit that, that pussy mcfucked

by BaseSOPRANO October 26, 2017

McFucked

When McDonald's does not get your order correct, you have been McFucked.

Cashier hands order to the customer.

Customer checks their bag and notices they've left out an order of fries and put unwanted onions on the hamburger.

Customer: "What the hell? They messed up my order. I've been McFucked..."

by Lil and Big Bit December 7, 2009

Screwed McFucked

A fun way to state that something or someone is severely screwed and/or fucked. Inspired by the name Scrooge McDuck from the 90s cartoon Duck Tales.

- "they only take cash"
- "all i have is plastic"
- "the atm is out of order"
- "shit, we are screwed mcfucked"

by jibo March 15, 2007

Map Fucked

Pertaining to online multiplayer shooting games: when the odds are against your team as a result of map advantage.

You are playing SOCOM II. Your team (clan) is being challenged by another team. You both agree to a best out of 5. Since the maps are usually in favor of either the SEALs or the Terrorists you would ideally want to pick the side for your team on every map. But in a best out of 5s you only get pick on 2 maps. Your opponents also get pick on 2 maps. Whoever won the most rounds in the 4 maps gets pick on the last map.

Now, if the randomizer gives your team relatively even maps and your opponents relatively one-sided maps, then you guys just got Map Fucked. If the final map happens to be one-sided as well then you really really got fucked. But if the final map is an even map (ie. Crossroads) then the Map-Fuckness is not so bad.

Our maps are Requiem and Fox Hunt. They got Enowapi and Chain Reaction. We just got MAP FUCKED.

by initiaL/uLTRa May 25, 2013