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Manitalia

The genitalia of male sort! Usually found in the pants. Sometimes, though not very rare, found in the pockets. A wonderful stew consisting of meat and potatoes. Can come bald or hairy.
What do you call nuts on the wall? - walnuts
What do you call nuts on the chest?- Chestnuts
What do you call nuts on your chin? - Manitalia in your mouth.

Man, my manitalia hurt.

I hate it when you punch me in the manitalia!

Get your manitalia away from me!

I wish my manitalia were bigger.
I wish my manitalia were smaller.

My manitalia is not very happy right now!
You are frustrating my manitalia.
by Adam2007 August 23, 2006
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manimalistic

To describe someone or an object or situation. Something that is masculine, strong, powerful.
That guy is producing some very manimalistic tendencies !
Wow that guy is so manimalistic!
by Manimalisticimalistic April 14, 2016
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Maniatis

Maniatis is a typical cypriot communist that knows everything about motorcycles and Diplokampino ISUZU DMAX INTERCOOLER of 1999 . Maniatis can usually be seen at xorafkia vaping and at landes taking a shower, and the last seat of class number 106. Ηe also never answers his phone because he is an incapable human being. HE IS ALSO KSAERFODS
this dude is kinda sexy. He is a KSAERFOS. He is a Maniatis.
by Fasistomoutro January 9, 2023
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manitals

Male genitals; the less formal version of genitals and specifically male parts.
Dude, I was playing softball yesterday and I took a one-hopper to the manitals. I can barely walk today!
by wilgary February 9, 2010
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Manitis

When a male perspective of having a cold or an injury is far worse than a woman’s experience with a similar cold or injury. Often includes excruciating pain when having a hangnail; Or a death sentence during a common cold.
Female: He pulled a muscle in his back, just like I did 2 days ago. I didn’t complain at all and went back to work the next day. But, he’s on strict bedrest and can’t move his extremities. He’s got a bad case of Manitis.
by Daviscour July 30, 2018
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mantamist

Man meeting where only man things can be discussed
Hey joe are you coming over for the mantamist? Of course your not your a little bitch!
by Big dva November 2, 2018
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manitis

What you have the day after too much SingStar and/or singing/screaming along to songs at the pub.
Sig: Jeez, you sound like a man today...
Ann: Yeah, i know, i have manitis :(
by Anneh April 26, 2008
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