mandruff

used to describe bitter hook fingered grey haired old men

look at john he is such a mandruff

by D Chich June 12, 2008

mandruff

One day, some stoned happy chappy was thinking of things that rhymed with dandruff, and by some happy coincidence, along came a man inflicted with the 'druff, to which stoned happy chappy cried, 'Mandruff!'
And so it was. Do you see?

Hairdresser: ah jeez, your head is mandruff central, dude. You ever thought about modelling for christmas cards?
Dude: Oh christ no!

by Nat October 23, 2004

mandruff

dead skin, concealed beneath facial hair, that flakes away when you play with it, leaving a trail of snow down the front of your shirt. very similar to the concept of dandruff, but mostly only applicable to men.

dude, you've got mandruff. shampoo your face.

by cunning stunts September 29, 2009

mandruff

Dandruff inconveniently located on the head of an older man.

"Should I give that homeless guy some money?"

"No way, he has mandruff."

by M4RC0 D April 13, 2010

mandriff

The hairy midriff of a man whos shirt is too short.

"Dude, put your arms down, you have mandriff. I think i'm gonna puke!"

by Naynae May 25, 2007

Cheesy Mangruff

The act of cumming in your girl's pubic hair and proceeding to eat your cum out of it.

Tom- "Dude I gave my girl a Cheesy Mangruff last night."
Fred- "Why?..."

by sexonthedunes March 19, 2009

mandriff

when a guy intentionally or unintentionally shows his mid-section/stomach

Dude check it out that guys shirt so tight every time he reaches for something he keeps showing his mandriff.

by Panama_RR August 18, 2010