Mandruff

When you blast a bead of Elmer all over your girls hair just before you go out. She thinks she rinsed it all out of her hair, but you notice at the dinner table that she left some, and it is drying up, flaking off and landing on her blouse & Lobster Bisque.

I like to drink beer, and bang broads. Life in the fast lane baby.

by Big Nation April 11, 2003

Mandruff

Dried semen in hair that looks just like dandruff. But isn't.

Is that mandruff in your hair or were you just really excited about your eggs n' grits?

Hey, you might not want to ask her out. She's got bad mandruff. On second thought, maybe you should.

by MaxRocket December 30, 2015

mandruff

Dandruff inconveniently located on the head of an older man.

"Should I give that homeless guy some money?"

"No way, he has mandruff."

by M4RC0 D April 14, 2010

mandruff

dead skin, concealed beneath facial hair, that flakes away when you play with it, leaving a trail of snow down the front of your shirt. very similar to the concept of dandruff, but mostly only applicable to men.

dude, you've got mandruff. shampoo your face.

by cunning stunts September 29, 2009