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Mantoloking

A town where everything is about the ocean, the yacht club, million dollar beachfront palaces, playing tennis, and lots and lots of money.

Mantoloking is Waspy-Preppy-By-The-Sea where the people "summer" and are gorgeous, the homes are gorgeous, the cars are gorgeous, the boats are goregeous and the beaches are gorgeous. Picture Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, The Hamptons or Cape Cod. Mantoloking is America's 15th weathliest town and has been the summer refuge for Katharine Hepburn, Richard Nixon and James Gandolfini. Poor people--fuhgetaboutit!!!

The typical attire is what you would see if Harvard was oceanfront-- polos, madars shorts, khakis, sperry topsiders, loafers, suede flipflops, oxfords,-- Polo Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Vineyard Vines, and so on.

No Saturday night in the summer is spent anywhere else than at the elitist Mantoloking Yacht Club and typical summer days are spent playing tennis, sunning at the beach, walking the poodle, cruising on sailboats, and taking swims in the ocean or your own private pool.

Waspyness, snootiness, and privilege are the names of game but life here is very relaxed, calm, slow, leisurely and elegant. Who cares about anything when you have a castle in the sand dunes.......
Muffy: Lets go sunning
Chip: No I'm playing tennis right now, then we're going out on the yacht, and then we're going to a five star restaurnt just for lunch and then....

A Typical Day In July if you live in Mantoloking
by The Duke of Mantoloking October 3, 2007
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Mandolyn

A stunning goddess, herder of small children, lover of absent captains. Great friend to all, and loyal. Just don't try to take her nutella away.
Mandolyn loves her nutella, yo.
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mandilon

alejandro reyes, josh estrada, rufino rodriguez, jesus arellano son mandilones
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Mandoline

A girl that doesn’t believe her significant other loves her more than she loves her significant other.
Mandoline, why don’t you understand that Josh loves you more than you do him?
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mandalin

strong-willed, practical and stubborn at times. You are hard working, often martyr to duty. You like home and security above all.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are seeking freedom, opportunities to enjoy life: to make love, to go places and to do things. You are very adventurous and willing to take risk to achieve your objectives. One adventure leads you to another. You are honest and fair, But your personal growth is vital, and it is difficult to be tied down by rules and obligations.
Mandalin, She likes her meat!
by Tourmaline goddess December 18, 2016
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Mandilon

A male that is demasculated.

A.K.A: Whipped

Mexican
Jose was going to go out partying with his buddies, but his girlfriend told him he had to go shopping with her and her mother. He doesn't wear the pants in that relationship
by b August 26, 2004
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Mandilon

A guy who has been DeBalled by his old lady.
"Mike, you thought you were going to the ball game with your buddies!", Lisa said. "No, you will be home watching the kids while I go to the spa." Mike has turned into a Mandilon.
by Biff Tannon April 3, 2008
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