man chowder

semen, cum, jizz, baby batter, etc

i gave that lovely young ho a taste of my hot man chowder.

by tony July 17, 2006

man chowder

male ejaculate

She gave me a bomb ass hog smoke and I sprayed my man chowder all over her face

by Chips March 19, 2004

manshower

A baby shower thrown in honor of a dad-to-be. Also called a mower (pronounced "mao-wer"), the manshower will usually involve a round of golf or some other athletic activity with just the fellas, as a sort-of last outing with the dad-to-be before he has to reprioritize (and rightfully so) his free time in order to accommodate his growing family's many needs. To qualify as a true mower, the athletic activity must be followed by a post-activity meal consisting of beef and beer.

Jack: "Dude, are you going to Kur's baby's shower?"
Drew: "No, man, I don't do finger foods, and baby games, and gift exchanges."
Jack: "My bad, I meant are you going to Kur's manshower?"
Drew: "Why didn't you say so? When's the tee time?"

by Jack & Drew February 4, 2008

man chowder

Semen - see also man custard and man paste

There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

man chowder

Semen ejaculated from the male sexual organ

Rob: Dude, Mr Prout just set us 6 more homework assignments!
Liam: I know. I slipped some of my man chowder in his coffee though, so it's all good.

by Rob764 August 25, 2005

man chowder

Sperm also see baby gravy

carla was hungry so I Fed her some man chowder

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

man chowder

Man chowder is a slang term used to refer to semenal fluids that you ejaculate into a woman's mouths and make her swollow. It is sometimes called this because of similar qualities to real chowder.

"Alright Shuo open wide and accept my man chowder."

by shuo zhang June 26, 2006