smith machine

The machine at the gym that looks like a bench press but has guiding rails that keep the barbell in a straight up and down line. Use this and your strength and reputation at the gym may suffer.

Bro #1: Hey you see Alan over there working the smith machine?

Bro #2: Yeah bro, poor guy won't be getting his swole on any time soon pumping that thing.

by junksniffer45 June 25, 2013

bonk machine

a cash machine, especially one that isn’t a fence

“that’s nae a bonk machine mate!”

by stankyluigi December 10, 2020

Joe Manchin

The upper chamber of the United States Congress.

After the bill passed the House, it needed to get through the Joe Manchin.

by bobgrantwabc April 12, 2021

washing machine heart

A song written by singer mitski that is legendary and should be longer.

Hey what ya listening to, why are you crying?

Washing machine heart.... as always :(

by in love with women January 28, 2021

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Machinegun Psystyle

An EDM genre first coined by japanese producer Camellia, which blends elements of Hardcore, Psytrance, and other genres so that it sounds like a Machine Gun, hence the name. Songs that have this type of genre are: Dyscontrolled Galaxy, NITROUS CANNON, and GALAXY BURST.

"Dude, what's the genre of this song?"
"It's Machinegun Psystyle dude, it's because the song sounds like a machine gun firing."

by GreasyHams September 14, 2020

The Machine Gun

Based off of an inside joke from a video MiniLadd posted.

By refering to "The Machine Gun", they are referring to a Youtube adult streamer who sold her socks for coins to buy a "Machine Gun" which is a quick moving sex machine.

Black Card: Word to the wise, never put ______in your vagina.
White Card Placed by 'mininumber1' : The Machine Gun

THE INSIDE JOKE TO RULE ALL!! - Cards Against Humanity- MiniLadd (7:27)

by JojoNightshade December 31, 2017