manually express semen

To masturbate to completion. Jacking off to orgasm.

I went to donate some sperm and she handed me a cup and said "Please manually express semen into this cup.' I was like, "Speak English lady."
"Go jack your dick and come into this cup," she said.

by keifermail July 12, 2009

Little man ball

The act of terrorism by people named Ben while purple minions run around chucking baseballs at you and you stand back in fear saying we come in peace!

REN Bosenthal is a little man ball player.

by Ren bosy May 25, 2022

madball

A hardcore punk band formed in 1988. The name derives from the weapon, which used to be a common sight at hardcore shows untill venues buffed up security. The current lineup is freddy cricien on vocals(who also happens to be the half brother of roger miret from agnostic front), hoya on bass, mits on guitar, and rigg ross on drums.

yo bro you going to the madball show tonight?

nah man i dont wanna get fucked up in the pit!

by jake miller June 22, 2006

monballs

a Cuban person who's ballsack is bigger than his penis.

Yo "monballs" hop back on your fridge and paddle your way back to Cuba.

by Monaballs January 22, 2010

your breathing manually

A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.

"Your breathing manually."
"Damn you!"

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022

meanball

mandy roubal; someone who is excessively mean to sean gallagher or anyone for that matter for apparently no reason

"mandy is a meanball when she calls her boyfriend a fag and then doesn't care if they break up"

by seanny g September 2, 2008

Manballs

To sack up, or what to say before someone is about to do something gnarly.

Did you see the manballs on that surfing that massive wave?

by Method411 September 26, 2007