Mischief Managed

A palace dedicated to the Harry Potter world. Really awesome where kids can go get sorted and get dorms and take classes and eat in the great hall every night. The palace gets over 50 members per day which makes it awesome.

Mischief Managed is soooo coool.
Have you gotten sorted at Mischief Managed yet?
Mischief Managed makes me want to stay up all night!

by Harry Potterrzzz June 11, 2006

managed care

n. Healthcare system in which a company such as an HMO serves as an intermediary between patients and doctors.

Managed care is neither.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

Manajed

To dis
or make fun of
or talk behind someones back.

"I was manajed last night!!"

"He was so manajing Sally last night!"

"I got grounded for manjing the neighbors mistress"

by Keria1010 June 11, 2009

manaped

the opposite of kidnapped

my freind allmost got manaped

by pizzalover 1998 June 21, 2017

Manaped

When a women meets a man steals him from where she met him. She doesn't let him be away from her then on out. She rapes him repeatedly till he cums in her against his will.

She told her kids and friends "I manaped him."

by Sexyladycreep May 25, 2018

managed out to earth

When a junior VC gets booted / managed out of their firm and finds a regular product, ops, strategy role and joins the rest of Silicon Valley plebeians

Caroline: What happened to Vikram? He stopped posting IG stories of Europe?

Kevin: oh he got managed out to earth by a16z. Seems like he’s a growth PM at Smartsheet now

by aodcarth September 19, 2022

Managed

I mean... "Curated" sounds better....

Hym "Managed? It's just not as good. It doesn't sound as good. Andy gets it. It'll be distributed throughout the land, will it? And then what? Your attempt at intimidation doesn't disguise your cowardice. Doesn't detract from the fact that you were crying like a bitch a second ago. You're not blubbering on stage about 'it not being your death anxiety' because of your cancer-wife. What comes after? We all live the collective falsehood until you die and your sophistry dies with you? Or, maybe, they prop up your corpse for instrumental use? The eternal charlatan! 'We abandoned men but it's ok because we'll just make new ones the we super-duper won't abandon this time!' And then it will be more of the same. The only hope you have to offer is the false kind. Hope is actually the reason I'm in the situation I'm in. The people around me have no hope of a better life so to see a better life stolen from me fills them with twisted glee. And what you need is for you and your kids to go straight to hell and roast there. A better present is synonymous with a better future. You you're doing now it the religious conditioning you spoke of. Defer gratification to the grave. 'Maybe my kids will reach the promised land!' But they won't. People like you will steal it from them just as you're trying to steal it from me."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2024