mondarrhea

A condition applied to people who have a habit of calling in sick on Mondays.

Alex: Is Mark in today?
Ryan: No, he called in sick.
Alex: Hmm. Another bad case of Mondarrhea?
Ryan: Seems like it.

by the AV Flu February 17, 2021

Menorrhea

Menorrhea

Definition: to fart on one's period, and blood comes out.

History:
Noun: Latin synonym for menstruation.

Modern-day use:

Verb:
"Menorrhea'd" or "menorrhea sharted."

To fart on one's period, and squirt out blood. Remorse immediately follows.

I menorrhea'd in my pants today! Menorrhea is the worst!

by willanswer2willa August 24, 2016

Maserrhea

(n). Horrible virus. Major symptom is when hot shit geysers out of your ass in fine Italian luxury cars.

Dees fuckeeng guy half dee Maserrhea all over dee leather seats?! Keel him now!!

by Benny Doorstop January 3, 2005

Menarrhea

The common phenomenon that occurs when women get diarrhea during menstruation.

Lyndsey said "Nikki can't go for Mardi Gras tonight because she has a bad case of Menarrhea"

by Eric Matthew October 26, 2022

Mudarrhea

What one person contracts from a shitty attitude at a Mud Park.

Dude passed by me talking shit and slung mud all over me, I hope he gets Mudarrhea! MRSPATV

by MRSPATV April 2, 2025

Mudarrhea

What one person contracts from a shitty attitude at a Mud Park.

Dude passed by me talking shit and slung mud all over me, I hope he gets Mudarrhea!

by MRSPATV April 2, 2025