Manalanche

A large explosion of sorts, usually right after a long bout of celibacy; refers to a man

An avalanche in his pants or on you or in your mouth

James had a Manalanche after Rachel used her magic hands

by AllForLove July 30, 2011

Manalapan

A town that was once full of cornfields, but is now full of assholes.

Oh My GAW-d, they're finally opening up that second Best Buy at the Manalapan Epicentre, y'know, across the street from circuit city and next to Staples!?

by Ratchel January 11, 2008

Manalapan

A town where the boys think they're tough ghetto hoods because they live in a multi million dollar mansion, do pot, and have a 10,000 diamond cross around their neck. The girls solve their issues by throwing their designer hand bags at each other. And everyones emo. And the sad part, Everyone loves living here =D.

"DADDY, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO PARIS, I WANT TO GO TO EUROPE!" -- Typical Manalapan girl.

by Pr3ttyINp1NK August 17, 2006

manalapan

I live here and I hate everyone here. 45% of the town is made up of scene kids who think they're cool because they go to hot topic and think they can call people a trashy slut even though they are one, 45% of the town is guidos who're filthy rich, and 10% of the town are "uncool" because they don't go to the mall every weekend and beat kids up and deal drugs

Scene Kid on Facebook: Ugh everyone in manalapan is so fake and trashy, YOU WHORES! btw guyss hmu on fridday we're going to the mall to do lines of coke off each other's assesss gurlll!

Guidos: Yo bitch fight me nigga, meet me at the spray tan parlor at four pussyface

Regular kids: I hate this town

by ihatemanalapan March 15, 2011

Manala

Perfect, amazing, loving, hot, beautiful, wonderful, intelligent

I’m manala

by Jake2364 November 24, 2021

Manalapan

Drama Drama Drama, everyone in this town is a spoiled brat. noone has to work because mommy and daddy will buy u a new bmw if you pass gym class. the parents are nieve to the amount of drugs their kids do, and some even join in with the kids, Ridiculously bad drivers claim the narrow streets of this cop infested town. the boys think their hood, and the girls slut themselves around. but hey, gotta love it.

hi i live in manalapan, therefore i am a slut.

by satisfiied December 9, 2008

Manalapan

A town In Jersey where MOST of the kids are spoiled rotten. Drama is infested here because no one is happy with their lives so they mess someone elses up. In this town kids are wannabees and think theyre cool if they have the new Juicy bag. MATERIAL is a girls bestfriend here. The guys are all jerks. Most girls are skanks PULL YOUR PANTS UP OR YOUR SHIRT DOWN. Pot grows on trees, you can find it pretty much anywhere. The cops are like at every corner and give you tickets for anything. The Freehold Mall is where themmm gangsters be at oh i meann those rich jewish boys who WANT TO BE GANGSTER *go to Trenton and do this lets see if you get beat up * WHERE CHELSEA ROTH & HER NINE GROUP THINK THEY OWN THE PLACE. well guess what girliess yahh dont its NOT YOUR TOWN!

Amanda Vanderstar: hey chelss lets ask daddy to take up to florida in are jets and while were at it lets start drama by making fun of the kids who dont have as much money as us in Manalapan

Chelsea Roth: sure vandaaa!

by BriannaIStheSHIT June 26, 2009