manaflage 

The principle of camouflage applied to concealing management incompetence.

The pretense of management.

The illusion of expertise that management types create to disguise uselessness. The result being as uncomfortable stasis.

Manaflage is characterized by excessive pointless meetings, undecipherable powerpoint presentations, vision statements, smart attire such as expensive suits and company wide communication punctuated with vapid catchphrases.

"Those management fuckers are totally useless but they manflage us into believing their horseshit every time."

"Man the CEO is an egotistical cunt and talks absolute bullshit but everyone loves it. Great manaflage!"

manaflage by SmarterThanYou2 October 20, 2011

mahalageddon 

The process by which an established internet entrepreneur employs thousands of happy part-time and full-time web content writers, followed by eating all of their souls in one fell swoop.

This is done by accepting copious amounts of their work, offering pay-up-front as well as residual income on all work done, to build a successful human-powered search engine. Follow this by removing this system without warning, while keeping all work done and its future revenue. All writers are dismissed apart from a few "elite", who will from now on work at lower than minimum wage for approximately 50+ hours a week.

For the full effect of a successful Mahalageddon, it is important to additionally refuse to pay for work done so far, for those who at the time of the change were not close to the $150 minimum payout level.

More effectiveness is achieved, the more hours and passion each writer has so far injected into the work that

has not built up to $150 worth.

A truly diabolical Mahalageddon must also include an attempt to present it as being beneficial and in the best interests of all.

Mahalageddon occurred famously at Mahalo.com, June 23 2010, at the hands of its founder Jason "Lucifer" Calacanis.

mahalageddon by Jason Lucifer Calacanis June 27, 2010

Manflakes 

The flakes which appear on a man's penis after unprotected sex as a result of dried vaginal fluids

Girl: OMG do you have an STD???
Guy: No those are manflakes. I lied when I said I was putting a condom on

Manflakes by HotBabyCarlos February 7, 2010

manouflaged 

When something is hidden in a manner that a man can't find it but it is easy for a woman to find it.

She helped her husband find the milk in the refrigerator because it was manouflaged behind the ketchup.

manouflaged by ImmigrationAnswerMan November 16, 2011

manflake 

A man who vomits talking points from the men's rights movement in response to posts about abuse against women.

The local council posted about financial abuse against women and Alan replied "so it's OK if a woman does it to a man?"

Alan is a manflake. Don't be like Alan.

manflake by Anonald November 28, 2019

Manackage 

A man's package in the nude.

I love the feel of my manackage when im sky diving.

Manackage by Digital April 11, 2003

manfluge 

A very deep and manly voice that scares small children and leaves the general public shocked. Can be used as an adjective for men, women, unicorns, etc.

"Man, have you heard Miley Cyrus speak?"
"Yeah, dude, she's got such a manfluge!"

manfluge by KJPJ February 4, 2010