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Malulate

To move, in a relatively fast motion
Nick's arms can't malulate fast enough for him to swat the fly.
by JPANDJEW May 15, 2011
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Maleducated

Someone who graduated with a degree (including advanced degrees) and has a piece of paper, but really only learned propaganda and revisionist history. Such people are typically left wingers and disparage others who are not as well "educated" as they are.
Maleducated CNN commentators think Hitlery lost to Trump because of uneducated America.
by Autodidact99 December 31, 2016
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Malfated

Doomed, unfortunate. Word invented by Karl Steiger of The Malfated (band).
"Musically, THE MALFATED are a rock and roll band made up of KARL STEIGER (vox and songwriting duties) and NATASHA SPENCER (guitars), accompanied by the indispensable Bel The Expendable Drum Machine (beats). Based in London, England, some outrageously claim that The Malfated "fucking rock". But what do they know? What's for certain is that The Malfated endeavor to create words and music of the highest quality possible; they pride themselves on being innovators, not imitators. The Malfated strive to create songs that are relevant to the here and now, you and I - not songs for a dead generation. The Malfated look forward, not backward, and encourage all to do the same. That's how things change.

Perhaps you've heard of the story of the Emperor's New Clothes? The one where two con-merchants "make" the Emperor new, "invisible" clothes? The Emperor is in fact naked, yet he roams the streets and the masses applaud and compliment him on his amazing new "clothes".

Nobody wants to be the doomed bastard who points out the obvious, risking death, instead finding comfort in the herd.

Then one little boy exclaims, shockingly, that "the Emperor is naked!" Nobody can deny this fact when pointed out, and how does an Emperor execute a nation?

That little boy? We are that little boy.

We are The Malfated - too school for cool, the cigarette burn on society's arm, the turpentine wound on human skin, the scarified itch that hurts like a bitch. We are the truth.

The Malfated are much more than a rock and roll band. The Malfated are a way of life.

We are ALL... The Malfated.
"

- Karl Steiger, The Malfated, their official myspace biog
by judi_sparkle May 22, 2006
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malicrated

Man I worked out so hard today , my muscles feel malicrated.
by TheScrantonStrangler October 17, 2017
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Meducated

A condition reached when, being sick or injured, a person spends countless hours online researching and self-diagnosing, rather than going to an actual doctor and actually getting better.
"I definitely tore my meniscus."

"Did you go to the doctor?"

"No. What's that overpaid quack going to do for me? I got on WebMD and got meducated."
by beakertwang February 5, 2012
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Maleducated

Mal-educated, anyone who mistakes 'driveby journalism' and slanted newscasts for the unbridled truth.
Mary wouldn't discuss current events with John because of his being so maleducated.
by Mr Coffee Bear February 14, 2015
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mallocated

This hotel is seriously mallocated, its not near any tourist attractions!
by hannamaphone June 27, 2005
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