Masowallenfreude

Receiving pleasure from the act of another running into a wall or walls

Ben: so what’s your kink?
Raeton: I gotta say masowallenfreude does it for me.

by Rlesser22 January 19, 2020

maloha

Maloha:
A word used mostly by Haole’s (or caucasian) Hawaiian vacationers. It is an accidental, yet affectionate way to convey; “thanks and hello” or conversely, “thanks and goodbye”.

A man exited an aircraft into the Honolulu airport terminal and was greeted by a beautiful Hawaiian girl. As she placed a lei around his neck he shockingly thought “WHATS GOING ON!?” But suddenly, calming down, he realized he is experiencing a difference in culture and remembered the Hawaiian travel guide he read on the flight. At this time, he realized he should stop waiving his gel sanitized hands around as if he were swatting at fly’s, and reply to this kindness with “MALOHA!”. Which of course, in his mind, meant “Thank You and Hello”. But in the end was just gibberish.

by Maloha May 26, 2018

Mahowald

A small tribe in the region North Dakota. Centered around the villiage of Bismarck, these indigenous people survive on wild game, nuts, and berries (although they are slowly learning the ways of the white man). If you should encounter a Mahowald, back slowly away while making "wooing" sounds. This will distract it long enough to get away safely.

AHHHH!!! IT'S A MAHOWALD!!!

by itsnotdan April 15, 2011

Malawach

The word malawach is used in the movie "The Dictator" and it means sexual organ, as Aladeen describes his penis as well as Zoey's vagina with the word malawach.

Zoey: You need to touch yourself.
Aladeen: I don't touch myself, do you touch yourself?
Zoey: I think mostly healthy people do, yes
Aladeen: Argh, you touch your own malawach ehrrr, disgusting errhh *spits* ehhhhrrrrrr.

by mullefs27 March 14, 2017

malwande

A Malwande is usually a girl who is shy, but crazy and hilarious once you get to know them. Although they have a low self-esteem they are beautiful and hot they just don't notice it because they are always comparing themselves to society. They are always taking all the negative things society has to say about them to heart and never notice the positive things. Most of them are thick and curvy with big booty's. They take time to open up and when they do it means she really trusts you and is willing to keep you in her life, most of the time they aren't clingy people but once they do become attached they never let go. they can keep conversation's going for long periods of time if they are comfortable around you, you'll never have a dull moment around her. Although they can be rude and mean it is only because you are returning that same energy or they feel you are trying to use them , otherwise they are really nice and kind people. So if you meet one she's a keeper

I don't understand why she is insecure when she is so beautiful

Yeah, i know right she such a Malwande

by lilpattyrod July 16, 2020

Mayowa

African name- Usually friendly. Beautiful woman. Sets high standards for everything. Likes to do everything the right way. Big-hearted. Seen as ditzy at times and a flirt. Very low tolerance for b.s and ignorance. Expresses feelings regardless of anything or anyone. When this person gets money they spend it. Cares for those she loves. Looks out for anyone whether she likes them or not. Fun to have at parties. Great companion. Musically talented.

Best person I've ever met. =

"She has such a big heart , she's such a Mayowa."

by bestiefortherestie February 4, 2010

Manowarrior

A devout follower of the band Manowar.
Someone who upholds the standards of True Metal and denounces false metal.

"That hair farmer is a true Manowarrior!"

by Char H January 29, 2006