Similar to the fuck boys vs real mo fuckas. Kinda like the good ole sayin about ignorance and stupidity. As RGB would say "some mallards can be fixed"
by THE METHOD January 10, 2020
Slang word for cannabis/marijuana commonly used in the counties of Hampshire and Surrey.
Commonly used by students or former students of private schools
The word mallard is derived from the distinctive "green" of the male mallard duck's head
The word mallard can be combined with a number of words used for groups on animals in order to denote weight.
These are:
Flock(8thoz) School (1/4oz) Pack (1/2oz) Litter(1oz)
This sytem of weights is easily remembered by the phrase fucking stupid pikey loser.
Commonly used by students or former students of private schools
The word mallard is derived from the distinctive "green" of the male mallard duck's head
The word mallard can be combined with a number of words used for groups on animals in order to denote weight.
These are:
Flock(8thoz) School (1/4oz) Pack (1/2oz) Litter(1oz)
This sytem of weights is easily remembered by the phrase fucking stupid pikey loser.
"hey mate, have you got any mallards for this weekend?"
"not sure how many do you need?"
"If you could get us out a School would be much appreciated"
"Should do that will be about 40 spond ok?"
"Nice one"
example 2
"you been duck hunting?"
"yeah mate, got a brace of the buggers"
"have you seen a flock of them?"
"Sure thing, give us a ring later"
"not sure how many do you need?"
"If you could get us out a School would be much appreciated"
"Should do that will be about 40 spond ok?"
"Nice one"
example 2
"you been duck hunting?"
"yeah mate, got a brace of the buggers"
"have you seen a flock of them?"
"Sure thing, give us a ring later"
by ?fruit February 13, 2013
The act of farting in another person (male or female) mouth, so that the resultant sound is very similar to a duck call. The secondary result is the unsavory taste left behind when one wakes from sleep after receiving a mallard.
by GP5K February 05, 2011
A term used to describe a high desirability of a situation/person. Two notches below 'Bad ass'. Also used to mean Cool and chill -- 2nd definition.
by Beni-G May 11, 2009
(n): a term used by grengus to show love, hate, or anything towards someone, something, or nothing at all
by Orcofwar April 05, 2009
A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.
I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe
by shnow lady December 10, 2019
A sick duck, which when the beginning letters are switched is dick suck. So trying to get an "ill mallard" is trying to get your dick sucked.
by Get Some All Day January 28, 2009