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malware

A cousin of adware and spyware, this usually downloads and installs itself to your PC without your permission.

It often takes the form of programs called "porn diallers" that dial expensive or long distance numbers.
Stupid malware!
by ChibiTaryn August 1, 2003
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Malware

Noun. 1, The general clothing worn by Mal {comprising most often of flannel}. 2, A general term to describe malicious software (virus), worm, spyware).
I'm off to the country this weekend on a vistory and I need to get some Malware.
by Archer8 June 11, 2006
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Malware

Noun. 1, The general clothing worn by Mal {comprising most often of flanel}. 2, A general term to describe malicious software (virus), worm, spyware).
I'm off to the country this weekend on a vistory and I need to get some Malware.
by Ash8 June 11, 2006
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Malware

The dumb fuck that invented fucking up computers for profit, fuck you whoever invented malware
Fuck malware fuck whoever made malware fuck
by Truecat303 April 12, 2019
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Moleware

Software that slowly digs up your information without you knowing.

Moleware is similar to Spyware, but much more subtle. It’s slowly digging up your information from underground where you can’t see, just like mole.
Isaac: Dude, I just found out that the pirated copy of Call of Duty that I bought was filled with Moleware.
Tommy: You mean Malware?
Isaac: No, Moleware, the kind that steals your information without you knowing.
Tommy: So…Spyware?
Isaac: It’s complicated
by frankenen September 11, 2023
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Malware Reunion

When a computer virus or other malware sends junk mail to recipients on your contact list, and a correspondence results between you and someone on your contact list with whom you have not communicated in a long time.
Email 1: Mike? It's me Sheila from law school - long time no speak! I think you have a virus on your computer because I'm getting spam from you. Anyways - how is life going - where are you working?

Email 2: Hi Sheila - good to hear from you and sorry about the spam - what a nice malware reunion! I started my own practice a year ago. Where are you working?
by O-Town Daddy September 4, 2013
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Malware

The STDs of porn.
Johnny wanted to look at some porn, but he didn't have any protection (anti-virus). Now, his computer has malware.
by ServiceWithaSmile June 3, 2009
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