Malthusian Fumble

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

by spyslikeus March 15, 2011

neo-Malthusian

Neo-Malthusians claim that there is no possibility for humanity to face and handle this problem, which will cause that we will go back to the roots and start traveling with horses again, as they believe humans are to fucking stupid to create and invent some other opportunity.

Oil will un out, therefor neo-malthusians will say, "fuck that shit we will have to start working again, as we humans are to fucking stupid to find a other way"

by LegitXaidia November 25, 2013

Matchush

Also referred to as Max, the schnug.

Schnauzer-pug, born on Fiji.

Can be seen wearing his yellow helmet and clipboard in and around the extensive tunneling systems of Fiji where he is currently employed as head supervisor.

Graduated from Fiji University's prestigious engineering program with honours.

Some hobbies include tunneling, eating, and taking naps.

When visiting Fiji earlier this year, I was given a personalized tour of the tunneling systems by a schnug named Matchush.

by Department of S.C.H.N.U.G. August 31, 2011

Dunning Kruger Malthusianism

Population control thanks to a collective overconfidence in personal intelligence of a populace.

Darwinism in action? No I think Anti Vaxxers are an example Dunning Kruger Malthusianism. They see tried and tested disease prevention as deliberate infection.

by svenjamie March 22, 2020