Mailer

v. To inflate the syllable count of any given sentence, while simultaneously disguising any meaning that may have been intended. See wordBEMLi/word

Oh stop Mailering and speak bloody English will you, wordffs/word

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

Boomerang Mailer

Someone who always uses the reply/forward box at the bottom of an E-mail,regardless how irrelavent the original mail is.

I sent Steve Martin this mail a month ago, what does new E-mail have to do with that? What a boomerang mailer this guy is.

by PeteyBarbarossa March 12, 2012

Typical Mailers

Someone who is a typical normal person

Ryan: "Have you heard of XM9G? He is such a Typical Mailer!"
Archer: "I hate typical mailers!"

by Danorbis Skyrden March 27, 2023

[e-mail]

The mailing person who sends your emails back to you with a failure for no visible reason.

aaand, send. Not again! mailer-daemon sent it back once again!
[e-mail]: Message failed to send to <[e-mail]>

by Griggles October 19, 2020

Trailer Mailer

Advertisments (Fliers) sent through the mail, that target the uneducated, lazy, poor, or basic low lifes of society.

We send out way to much trailer mailers to the trailer trash in Alabama, West Virginia, and Mississippi.

by buffalojay May 20, 2010

Old Fart Mailer

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.

(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart

by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006

maggot mailer

Those who correspond with death row inmates. The maggot mailer is usually female.

Noora was Sean O'Brien's maggot mailer until he was executed by the State of Texas.

by Robertt November 20, 2006