maizler 

Upon the completion of anal sex, when pulling out of his/her ass and the discovery of a kernel of corn on the tip of the penis is made, the MAIZLER is the person who eats said kernel right off the tip of said penis.

My girl is an amazing maizler. After I plowed her assole, she a kernal of corn right off my dick!

maizler by corvette73 June 25, 2016

mailer-demon 

An evil supernatural force that lives within cyberspace and randomly rejects sent emails for no apparent reason.

Dave: Did you email that hottie from Craigslist about hooking up this weekend?

Ryan: I tried but the mailer-demon apparently is already dating her...because he sent it right back to me.

mailer-demon by Not John Vallone November 6, 2010

pre-mailer 

pre-mailer - a person who comes to tell you they have sent you an email before it even arrives in your inbox

Mike: Did you get my e-mail?

Pips: When did you send it?

Mike: Just sent it.

Pips thinking: He is such a freakin pre-mailer.

pre-mailer by Jukes&Pips November 2, 2011

mailer-daemon 

A cyber-fiend who hijacks your e-mail transmissions for horrific ends and instantly declares your message a failure.

"...that I may have your hand in matrimony." SEND

MAILER-DAEMON: < message failure>

" O scowl of night!"

mailer-daemon by cisco djidd June 28, 2009

Typical Mailers 

A term used to describe people who conform to the usual or expected standards and patterns of behavior, often seen as lacking creativity or originality. It's often used in a negative or dismissive way.

1. "I'm tired of hanging out with these typical mailers, I need some new friends who think outside the box"

2. "This company is full of typical mailers, no one dares to speak out and share new ideas."

Typical Mailers by XxILoveXM9G-YT_Xx66 January 10, 2023

Dick mailer 

One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.

Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity.

Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!

Dick mailer by JakE May 21, 2007

Norman Mailer 

Answering a question extremely quickly, especially a rather difficult one.

The term is named after the author himself, as well as an absolutely golden moment during Meredith Viera's time as the host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", where a contestant phoned a friend for $250,000, and said friend instantly told him the correct answer - Norman Mailer.

Contestant: "Bob, in 1960, what author stabbed his second wife, Adele, with a pen knife during an argument at a party?"

Bob (before contestant even reads any of the choices): Norman Mailer!

*Audience cheers*

(A few moments later, contestant locks in Norman Mailer and gets it right)

Norman Mailer by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2020