Upon the completion of anal sex, when pulling out of his/her ass and the discovery of a kernel of corn on the tip of the penis is made, the MAIZLER is the person who eats said kernel right off the tip of said penis.
by corvette73 June 25, 2016
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Dave: Did you email that hottie from Craigslist about hooking up this weekend?
Ryan: I tried but the mailer-demon apparently is already dating her...because he sent it right back to me.
Ryan: I tried but the mailer-demon apparently is already dating her...because he sent it right back to me.
by Not John Vallone November 6, 2010
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pre-mailer - a person who comes to tell you they have sent you an email before it even arrives in your inbox
Mike: Did you get my e-mail?
Pips: When did you send it?
Mike: Just sent it.
Pips thinking: He is such a freakin pre-mailer.
Pips: When did you send it?
Mike: Just sent it.
Pips thinking: He is such a freakin pre-mailer.
by Jukes&Pips November 2, 2011
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"...that I may have your hand in matrimony." SEND
MAILER-DAEMON: < message failure>
" O scowl of night!"
MAILER-DAEMON: < message failure>
" O scowl of night!"
by cisco djidd June 28, 2009
Get the mailer-daemon mug.A term used to describe people who conform to the usual or expected standards and patterns of behavior, often seen as lacking creativity or originality. It's often used in a negative or dismissive way.
1. "I'm tired of hanging out with these typical mailers, I need some new friends who think outside the box"
2. "This company is full of typical mailers, no one dares to speak out and share new ideas."
2. "This company is full of typical mailers, no one dares to speak out and share new ideas."
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Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!
Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!
by JakE May 21, 2007
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The term is named after the author himself, as well as an absolutely golden moment during Meredith Viera's time as the host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", where a contestant phoned a friend for $250,000, and said friend instantly told him the correct answer - Norman Mailer.
The term is named after the author himself, as well as an absolutely golden moment during Meredith Viera's time as the host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", where a contestant phoned a friend for $250,000, and said friend instantly told him the correct answer - Norman Mailer.
Contestant: "Bob, in 1960, what author stabbed his second wife, Adele, with a pen knife during an argument at a party?"
Bob (before contestant even reads any of the choices): Norman Mailer!
*Audience cheers*
(A few moments later, contestant locks in Norman Mailer and gets it right)
Bob (before contestant even reads any of the choices): Norman Mailer!
*Audience cheers*
(A few moments later, contestant locks in Norman Mailer and gets it right)
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2020
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