Maila

A Superior god with the intellectual capacity of 10,000 mortals and makes decisions purely on principles and Facts and usually has evil tendencies.
It is used to describe someone that is far ahead of you in this life and the next.

War is breewing between Norway and poland, only a maila can end this crises

by Jacqui briggs February 3, 2020

manloaf

A large and robust shit.

Dale pinched out a tremendous manloaf after winning the steak-eating contest.

by eroticpastry October 12, 2013

Mailman

When you go to a house and ring the doorbell of a friend. Before your friend answers the door, you take off your pants and underwear to expose your genitals and then do a headstand or handstand (legs apart) so that your exposed genitals are as close to the victim's eye level as possible. Finally when your friend answers the door you must ask "Did you order a package?"

Lenny: "Hey, did you order a package?".

Steve: "Ah Jesus Christ, I didn't see that mailman coming. I need to call my therapist".

by Lorethe2nd October 29, 2015

Mailani

A Hawaiian name meaning "To extol, praise, treat as a chief or great favorite, indulge, spoil, favor."

Mailani is a wahine.

by MailaniAloha February 5, 2010

Mailman fucker

My ex-wife.

My ex-wife fucked the mailman. Therefore,she is a mailman fucker.

by pfc. Snowball January 13, 2009

Mailman

Awsome guy that delivers drugs right to your house for no extra charge.

"he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it"
-R.I.P Mitch Hedberg

by poochoo April 13, 2005

mailaholic

Someone who compulsively checks his mails every few minutes.

Tom is a real mailaholic. Even during meals he checks his mails.

by JochenEnglish February 27, 2009