mormon mashing

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014

mashing keyboards

The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.

While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.

Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.

I logged on like it was going to be a normal day but when I saw my character's wife just crafted a new sexy dress we started mashing keyboards like there was no tomorrow.

by Papa Dwarf September 4, 2016

magshimim

a bunch of virgins who sold their soles in exchange for laptops. the average "magshim" will guard his virginity until hes 40. usually in groups, magshimim will amplify eachothers virginity by using extremly bad jokes which they call "magshimemes" , the first thing to do when encountered with a magshimeme is to call the police and try to defend yourself, their helplessness is infectious.

dont you ever get near me with that magshimeme, go back to magshimim
this laptop is worth more than your soul, nerd from magshimim

by nissiMizrahi October 18, 2018

Mashiho

One of TREASURE's all rounders who not only sings and dances well, he can also rap, play drums, do acrobatics, and has lot more talents yet to be shared. A cutie with his chorong chorong eyes but can easily seduce you when he wants to...

Mashiho? No, that's Takata senpai for you.

by ennuiennui October 19, 2020

Mashing the pad

Mashing the pad is pushing all of the buttons on an apartment door bell pannel to get buzzed in.

Bob forgot Sue's apartment number so he ended up mashing the pad to get buzzed in.

by Dog-in-the-boxx November 15, 2009

Mashing the castle towers

Two guys ramming their penis' together

"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"

by Smith Master Flex July 12, 2012

Mahshad

A bubbly girl who always keeps you on your toes. She's a very random and unique but always gets your attention. Her amazing beauty attracts all the men. Mahshad has a kind heart which will break every once in a while. She's sensitive and doesn't show her true feelings that much but she's a person who you would want to go to when things are bad. She will always be there for you and have your back on everything she is honest smart and beautiful and sees everything from everyone's point of view . Mahshads can sometimes be a little too much of a flirt but it's hard to hate on a Mahshad. She's worth it for sure. Everyone needs a Mahshad in their life:)

That girl is my best friend. She's such a Mahshad

by Rachel Davis , jack heathers September 23, 2016