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Magnificent Bastard 

There's a certain type of character that defies such definitions as hero or villain, good or evil, friend or enemy. Love him or loathe him, you have to admire him. And at the end of the day, there's only one thing we can call him... a Magnificent Bastard.

The Magnificent Bastard is intelligent, capable, supremely competent, and always in control. He can be playing everyone from both ends, or making it up as he goes along with such consummate skill he gets away with it. He might be cynically exploiting all around him for his own ends, or persuading everyone to do everything for him. He might be a lying sneaky bastard playing everyone for his own selfish ends, but he goes about it with such breathtaking skill and panache you admire him for it. Above all else, what defines a Magnificent Bastard is his ability to evoke not just amazement, but grudging admiration, from friend, foe and audience alike.
The Democratic Party is in disarray. Karl Rove, you magnificent bastard!
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Magnificent 

(adjective) impressively beautiful, elaborate, or extravagant; striking
My girlfriend, Hope, is magnificent.
Magnificent by NotGabrielle August 5, 2018

Magnificent Pies 

Also with the alias Magnus Pieterson, Magnificent Pies is a mysterrious, mythical character that is found in the city of Derby.
Armed with an array of puns, gags and general chucklemunter material. A minimum 7/10 Laugh in the 'Templeman Scale' is for sure.
Loves banter with his favourite Lads.
Maginificent Pies: Ask me if im a tree
Person 1: Huh?
Magnificent Pies: ASK ME IF IM A TREE!
Person 1 : Are you a tree?
Magnificent Pies : No.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Magniferous 

while a nice sounding word, it isnt actually a word, more a combination.
commonly used when you've run out of other positive adjectives
male one: holy schnitzel, that is one magniferous body.
male two: yeah, too bad she's only sleep with you if you used REAL WORDS.
male one: you are one magniferous fail of a friend.
male two: STOP USING FAKE WORDS
Magniferous by > HX < March 1, 2009

Magnificunt 

A description for a magnificently attractive, or useful vagina.

Magnificunt is a combination of the words 'magnificent' and cunt.
"Bro, Her pussy was so perfect, it looked like the was air-brushed."

"Mate, That's magnificunt."
Magnificunt by SlyD0g April 22, 2013

Magnifocals 

The Magnifocal look occurs when you have massive magnification of the eye from wearing super nerdy eye glasses.
She was totally jealous of his magnifocals. Like the way he can diagnose broken bones from 30 feet
Magnifocals by Asmith November 16, 2013

survivors are fucking magnificent 

a poem read out by a beautiful group of friends to shit on rapists and people who don’t listen to consent! a movement started from peterborough✨
“i heard that person got assaulted, they will grow and get over it because survivors are fucking magnificent!!”